Hollywood Hooker Haberdashery

[diane_kepler]

Hollywood in the summer means tourists, at least that was what it meant on Saturday when I escorted a bunch of kinky ladies around the Strip's stripper stores. The group was Fetlife's Kinky Women Who Like Women and the event was Hollywood Hooker Haberdashery, an alliterative title of my own ideation that I repeat here due to o'erweening pride.

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[proudcockatrice]

*squeals* BOOTS!

*coughs*

Christ, I'm asking for a pair of -those- for xmas. I could use a few inches...

[diane_kepler]

You mean you don't already have them?

[proudcockatrice]

*laughs* I can afford boots about once a decade. I think I got my last pair in 2004, and I should probably get them re-soled again. You can't get the tall Derby Swirls any more, so I've been really trying to take care of those, despite wearing them every day for about seven years. And I still fit in the pilots' boots from when I was twelve, for even more lulz.

[diane_kepler]

Fluevog occasionally does do reissues for their anniversaries and stuff. Plus things do show up on eBay. What size are your super-small feet?

Part of the reason I'm so pleased with the Transformers is I've been wanting a pair since I was younger than you :)

[proudcockatrice]

*coughs* It's not -that- hard to be younger than me... I'm pretty sure I've wanted the tattoo I still don't have since you were younger than me.

I don't really know what size I am. Everybody sizes shoes differently, which is such a pain in the ass... foot... whatever. My Derby Swirls are a six, tho. Men's, obviously. Not even my feet are women's six small. *laughs* There's a story in there about how I had to send them back, the first time, because apparently, I'm not a five, despite the other boots I fit in being a five... blah blah, and so on and so forth. I hate buying shoes online. Why can't feet just be measured in inches? ... ... /rant

[diane_kepler]

Feet are measured in inches, 弟. But I know what you meant to say ^_^

What was the tattoo you wanted again?

I saw a nifty tattoo the other day. A cloud chamber tattoo on a guy's inner forearm.

[proudcockatrice]

Goddamn ambiguous language... *shakefist*

Ah, I've wanted the barcode from a can of Orange Crush on the back of my neck. I know, it's pretty inexplicable, but it just goes there. The whim's a product of its time and place, I think.