Invasions

Sep 30, 2008 03:13

Rating: R
Fandom: Marvel Universe
Characters: Nick Fury/Silver Surfer
Warnings: Sex
Disclaimer: This is me owning nothing
Summary: Nick Fury hates aliens.


Nick Fury hates aliens.

Ever since the last frickin’ invasion, he’s hated aliens. And before that, he hated them since the invasion before.

He despises them. Desires only to mount their heads on his wall.

So it stuns all when he’s caught having sex with the Silver Surfer on Reed Richards’ desk.

He doesn’t care why he did it. Doesn’t care why the surfer did it. Doesn’t care what Richards thinks. Doesn’t care what anyone else thinks.

He chalks it up, simply, as another invasion.

He’s hated them since the last invasion. Approximately fifteen minutes ago.

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