the remix of a remix, zero sum

[diamondsjack]

Preface: I like stupid AU's. Most of the reason I write is because there are a lot of ideas in my head and nobody else is ever going to do them, sadly. 8D (Which means I don't technically like most of my fic for being any good, but whatever. xD xD As long as they're amusing enough I am happy.)

edited 6th Jan '09

Body: This zero sum mix was silver_lined's

Comments

[lockability]

How do you think up such epic AUs??!!

[diamondsjack]

Ahaha~ xD silver_lined + gmail + 3am + a lot of stupid, or some formula along those lines. (Most of them are just smudged crossovers though! ♥ Only nano was properly original, so...) ;D

[lockability]

Hahaha~ Nano?

[diamondsjack]

*sweatdrop* 8D; Yet another terrible epic, unbeta'd and unedited (and still a WIP) from this year's NaNoWriMo. xD; It's at about 50.3k words, currently. Continuing slowly but surely. ;;

[snowqueenofhoth]

No time to really read, but

Pointless Useless Hopeless Ridiculess: Miyata/Tamamori...

LOL

And I read the Nika/Senga bit since I caught Nika's name as I scrolled to comment. I have not a clue what's going on, but it sounds AWESOME. I'll go back and read the rest later and maybe it will make sense. XD

[diamondsjack]

MiyaTako would so be called something ridiculous like that. xD And (as silver_lined first said, I think) their pair name would appear somewhere retarded like on the bottom of their left foot or something...

I... don't know if it'll make any more sense, honestly. xD Loveless is a bit confusing. Buuut I don't really want to expound either, because it'll turn epic. AND YET ANOTHER EPIC AU WIP WOULD BE A BIT SAD... Let me know how it goes, though~ ;D

[mousapelli]

i love loveless! HEARTS.

NIKASENGA YESSSSSS.

[diamondsjack]

AWESOME. 8DD kjahsdrg M!Ritsuka icon, ahahaha. xD xD

WE NEED TO CONVERT SNOWQUEEN. ♥ >DD

[snowqueenofhoth]

I am open to conversion if it gets me Nika/Senga?

[diamondsjack]

. . . 8DD ♥ I think you'd like it. >:D

I was, um. Thinking of writing it. xD; *cries* No plot yet, but... this one would actually have a Nika/Sen focus. Hm. 8D;;
Oh god, why are there so many half done AUs floating around?

[snowqueenofhoth]

...okay, home from work, and I read, but.

Seriously, I have no idea what's going on. O_o

[diamondsjack]

Damn. xD; Hm... I'm not even sure how to explain it in a nutshell, LOL. *wikis* 8D

...many characters are kemonomimi, and not only the conventional catgirls - cat features (ears and tails) are universal from birth, so there are as many catboys, including the protagonist. Those who no longer have the animal features are differentiated by society as "adults" who've lost their virginity, illustrating an underlying theme about sexuality in society.

And,

On his first day at his new school, twelve-year-old Ritsuka Aoyagi met a mysterious twenty year-old male named Soubi Agatsuma. He claimed to be a good friend of Ritsuka's brother, Seimei, who had been recently murdered. Upon the inspection of Seimei's abandoned computer files, Ritsuka discovered that an organization called 'Septimal Moon' (, Nanatsu no tsuki?) was responsible for Seimei's death

[snowqueenofhoth]

And the names just end up on their bodies somewhere randomly? Like, across their face?

And so... like, do the ears and tails just fall off after sex? So everyone is like "you got laid last night?"

And sacrifices command their fighter... but the fighter makes it happen? And then the sacrifices are the ones affected?

*confused*

[diamondsjack]

...yes, I think that's pretty much the case. xD; Breathless pair have theirs on their palms, Fearless across their knuckles; the girl Zero pair had 0 on their breasts. Soubi wears his name like a necklace. Theoretically, I think they could appear anywhere. xD;;

And yeah, everyone can tell when someone's got some for the first time. xD; It's pretty bad. (Unless they wear fake ears/tail, but even then they're inanimate, so...)

The sacrifices command, and the fighters make it happen, yeah. The fighters can attack (the other sacrifice) or defend (to protect their sacrifice). Attacks can be wordspells, physical attacks (...you're more than welcome to throw things or just go up and sock somebody in the face. but it's kind of inefficient), or attacks on the psyche (like, if your opponent is depressed and you say, "god, you're pathetic. >:3" ...and they believe it, that'll also restrict them. xD)...

There's at least a battle every volume if you're interested in just seeing what it looks like. xD

[prongs7]

Soundless: Mitsu/Tottsu= totally AWESOME <333
Ruthless: Fujigaya/Kawai= sounds interesting *puppy eyes*
Fearless: Tsukada/Goseki= yay for Goseki-sama, and Tsuka-chan too ;P

thanks dear, I enjoyed reading what you wrote <3333