Ten things you'd like to get off your chest. (for justprompts)

[dial_a_psychic]

Ten things? Whoa, okay, that's a lotta things. Like, I don't even know if ten things would actually fit inside my chest, but then, I'm not a surgeon or anything.

Okay, let's see...

1) Gus: Watching you getting your legs and bikini line waxed was disgusting but slightly amusing. Almost slightly amusing. I'm sorry for your delicate skin but we all have

Comments

[welcometo_life]

Don't worry. I read Twilight and for a week I had nightmares about glittery vampires burning my eyeballs out.

[dial_a_psychic]

That's... disturbing.

The problem is, according to Gus "Twilight in 5 minutes", I'm not sure what's the most disturbing part of that comment.

[det_lassiter]

How is that getting some off your chest? You already tell me that often enough.

[dial_a_psychic]

Obviously not enough, after all you keep on trying and you keep doing it WRONG.

Like now. WRONG drawer, dude. Check behind Jules' Hello Kitty scissors.

[det_lassiter]

I can't help being persistant, it's what makes me a good cop.

What is it you think I'm looking for?

[dial_a_psychic]

And so was that pair of 98 year old twin and American Duos contestants. That didn't made them good singers though.

Do I get paid for answering that?

[penguinfighter]

wow, you have a healthy ego...and don't worry about Twatlight, you can write better stuff than that here.

#2 is amazing.

[dial_a_psychic]

I'm just following my Doctor's orders, you know. It's okay, I really don't take it too personally, but I know that secretly Gus does.

Thank you, that's what I thought. It tasted amazingly for a couple of months too.

[dracofiend]

ahahahahaha!!! #7!!!! I love the gospel according to Shawn.

[dial_a_psychic]

If you're going to go gospeling, the Shawn way is the only way to go.

In fact, the Shawn way applies to everything.