Ten things you'd like to get off your chest. (for justprompts)
Ten things? Whoa, okay, that's a lotta things. Like, I don't even know if ten things would actually fit inside my chest, but then, I'm not a surgeon or anything.
Okay, let's see...
1) Gus: Watching you getting your legs and bikini line waxed was disgusting but slightly amusing. Almost slightly amusing. I'm sorry for your delicate skin but we all have to make sacrifices for this job. And at least now your legs look like a peel-less banana!
2) I filled my Dad's living room with popcorn when I was 14. I'm still very proud of that.
3) Lassie: You're wrong.
4) I don't feel guilty about being so hot.
5) I haven't read or watched Twilight. Sorry to disappoint you, Ray.
6) Santa Barbara Indian Community: How could I've known that doing that in the table would be an offense? Besides, it was just a hamburger.
8) I've seen "The Notebook" 19 times.
9) Abigail: You're physically incapable of looking fat no matter what you wear. You should stop asking, babe.
Right! I skipped 7! Here we go: 7) Lassie: You're still WRONG. Yes, buddy. I'm psychically watching you as you read this message. Btw, Jesus says you should stop touching yourself.
I guess that's all.
No need to get ten things out of my chest. Shawn Spencer is clean in body, mind, spirit and under his toe nails.
10) [LOCKED. TO ANYONE. Even scratched it so you CAN'T READ it.] I've never felt guilty about breaking up with somebody. Not for more than two hours, at least. Specially when the relationship wasn't really a relationship. Let's call it the "non-relationship that could have been a something-relationship-ish". The thing is, now, I'm not so sure if I still have that proud record. And I don't even know why am I telling this to myself. Now. I'm happy with Abigail..... Maybe I should bring up again the threesome? That wouldn't hurt anyone.[/LOCKED]