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Date: Tue, 17 March 2009 11:56:05 a.m
From: Head Psychic of the SBPD, Chairman and CEO of ~*Psych*~, Shawn Spencer shawn_spencer_@hotmail.com
To: Lassie head.detective.lassiter@googlemail.com
Subject: Happy Drunk Leprechaun Day!!
Hey, Lassie-face!!
I'm sure you've already heard that tonight Jules, Gus, some of the guys from the station and your very ( Read more... )
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Date: Tue, 17 March 2009 12:16:31 p.m
From: Head Detective Lassiter, SBPD head.detective.lassiter@googlemail.com
To: Pain in my ass shawn_spencer_@hotmail.com
Subject: Re:Happy Drunk Leprechaun Day!!
Do I have to? I already told O'Hara that I had too much paperwork to come out tonight and that someone had to sacrifice the night to man the desks when the drunks start rolling in. If I come out now, how's that going to look? Unprofessional, that's how.
Technically, I'm only part Irish anyway. And Grandma Lassiter would spin in her grave, if she was actually dead, to think that Irish heritage was being celebrated by drinking until you vomit in someone else's shoes. She had enough of that when Grandpa was alive.
If you manage not to drink until you pass out on the beach I could call by after the night shift and claim on the attachment, in part at least...
-Lassiter
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From: Head Psychic of the SBPD, Chairman and CEO of ~*Psych*~, Shawn Spencer shawn_spencer_@hotmail.com
To: Lassie head.detective.lassiter@googlemail.com
Subject: Re:Happy Drunk Leprechaun Day!!
You know what would be professional? To take your time to bond with the youngsters, Lassie. Share some of your precious off time with the rookies that look up to you. Show them you're an equal that will guide them like the alpha wolf does with it's cubs.
Technically, that techniticity could earn you a free drink. And hey, Grandma Lassiepokie should appreciate the greatness of the funky big green hats.
Hey, Shawn Spencer can totally hold his liquor. And I have a better offer. What about you come to the pub, share a few drinks with us and then you claim on the attachement. Sounds much better to me. And your fun lobe would be grateful.
-Shawn
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From: Head Detective Lassiter, SBPD head.detective.lassiter@googlemail.com
To: Pain in my ass shawn_spencer_@hotmail.com
Subject: Re:Happy Drunk Leprechaun Day!!
Doesn't the alpha wolf kick out all the mature young males that could be a threat to his dominance and try to mate with all the females?
Are you buying? And mind your respect for Grandma Lassiter, she could teach you a thing or two.
What do I get if I claim on the attachment? You know that if I come I'm just going to end up using my cuffs, don't you? Do you really want me to spoil your fun?
-Lassiter
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From: Head Psychic of the SBPD, Chairman and CEO of ~*Psych*~, Shawn Spencer shawn_spencer_@hotmail.com
To: Lassie head.detective.lassiter@googlemail.com
Subject: Re:Happy Drunk Leprechaun Day!!
I foresee the alpha wolf is going to get a hell of a sexual harrassement suit if he goes down that road.
Yes, but don't get so used to it. It's not as if I'm going to pay for everything everytime we go out together. I'm sure she could teach me a couple of things, though, I'm sure she'd also find me adorable.
That's what I'm expecting, detective. You know just how much fun you can get inside a very noisy pub? Specifically inside a noisy pub's bathroom stall? Well, it can get so much better with cuffs at hand...
-Shawn
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