Email to det_lassiter.
Date: Tue, 17 March 2009 11:56:05 a.m
From: Head Psychic of the SBPD, Chairman and CEO of ~*Psych*~, Shawn Spencer shawn_spencer_@hotmail.com
To: Lassie head.detective.lassiter@googlemail.com
Subject: Happy Drunk Leprechaun Day!!
Hey, Lassie-face!!
I'm sure you've already heard that tonight Jules, Gus, some of the guys from the station and your very psychic interlocutor, in other words me, are getting together to celebrate St. Patrick's.
We're good so far? Of course we are, I can sense it.
Well, the thing is, this morning I was eating my Lucky Charms like I always do when I'm feeling like having Lucky Charms for breakfast. But what happened then doesn't always happen at the early hours of the morning/noon when I'm supposed to be enjoying my breakfast. You see, I had a very clear vision right at the very start of my day.
The smiling leprechaun on my cereal box warned me that you were considering not joining the fun of our friendly Saint Patrick's celebration. Tell me the leprechaun is wrong, Lassie. Tell me that you do understand that St. Patrick's not just Oktoberfest's merry irish cousin. Saint Patrick's a once in a year chance to bond with friends while enjoying a beer or two and wearing funny green hats!
I trust I'll see you there tonigh. I trust you enough not to even try and read the bottom of my cereal bowl and ask it if you'll be there.
-Shawn
P.S: But just in case you're still doubting why Saint Patrick's so very worth it, I'll remind you why an image is worth a thousand words.
attached DO ME.jpg.
