Yes, my nose is STILL tingling and twitching thinking of ham (HAM!) jammed up there. How the hell can kids keep a freaking foreign object up there and NOT CARE? When my cousin was little he shoved a crayon up there and for the longest time everyone thought he had asthma because he was wheezing, but it was a freaking crayon. We even have a picture.
There was so much cute in this, just from the character combination! Zared is such a freaking newb for actually trying to use reasoning and logic with a toddler, but at least he mastered the "squeeze em between your legs" maneuver and then the HAM. Oh god, the HAM. Ugh.
Chibi-Usa’s red eyes looked up at him, clearly not registering that he was more than a glorified tissue himself.HAHAHAAAAAAAA
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Not only was a foreign object up there - he napped with ham up his nose! Napped! We only found it when he woke up & we were trying to make him presentable once more
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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU---? Ok I guess 2 year olds do crazy shit all the time, but I'm still rubbing my nose compulsively over that one.
...you've had foreign pee on you? More than once? Between this, the ham, and the snot, please tell me there is an upside to children before I sterilize myself with a pair of office scissors.
OH PLEASE have him take her to Target! And that fluffy scene was one of the cutest goddamn things I've ever read. Noboru H. Christ seriously rocks so fucking hard. I read your basketball fic again last night because it was just so awesome. "Crazy Happy monkey sex"! XD
And thanks! The only two year olds I know are very different, so I guess there is a spectrum of different little people you can come up with, but I always think I'm doing it wrong.
Don''t worry about productivity! I'd rather read one thing from you that was a long time in coming than my mass production.
We have no idea, but it was too good to pass up on passing the story on. Those little bites of food that they won't choke on, are apparently good nose stuffers.
you've had foreign pee on you? More than once?Um, well, I've had foreign pee on me once. The other time, it wasn't pee, and it wasn't quite poop... It was somewhere in between, leaning more towards the latter - wanna take a guess? Thought it was pee, but it wasn't
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Also I totally need you to be my technical adviser on all characters that are 5 and under, because for some reason I've been writing kidfics. (If you did write about the high-pitched constant screaming, I would have gotten a bottle of peroxide and some scissors and sterilized myself.)
... ... ... I can't even begin to tell you how grossed out I am, mainly because it reads so realistically and I have a little nephew and while kids can be adorable, they can also be more horrible than aliens who want to eat your brain. Luckily you threw Zach into the mix, which means that besides grossed out, I'm also incredibly amused. And Mamoru and Usagi are so oblivious, they should shower Zach in presents and thanks, but instead he gets told that he smells. *lol*
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“Is this ham? I didn’t even give you ham. Where did you get ham? And why are you putting food up your nose?”
HUGE fucking LOL! XD Oh GROSS! My nose is running just thinking of...ham..up there...OMFG.
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There was so much cute in this, just from the character combination! Zared is such a freaking newb for actually trying to use reasoning and logic with a toddler, but at least he mastered the "squeeze em between your legs" maneuver and then the HAM. Oh god, the HAM. Ugh.
Chibi-Usa’s red eyes looked up at him, clearly not registering that he was more than a glorified tissue himself.HAHAHAAAAAAAA ( ... )
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...you've had foreign pee on you? More than once? Between this, the ham, and the snot, please tell me there is an upside to children before I sterilize myself with a pair of office scissors.
OH PLEASE have him take her to Target! And that fluffy scene was one of the cutest goddamn things I've ever read. Noboru H. Christ seriously rocks so fucking hard. I read your basketball fic again last night because it was just so awesome. "Crazy Happy monkey sex"! XD
And thanks! The only two year olds I know are very different, so I guess there is a spectrum of different little people you can come up with, but I always think I'm doing it wrong.
Don''t worry about productivity! I'd rather read one thing from you that was a long time in coming than my mass production.
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you've had foreign pee on you? More than once?Um, well, I've had foreign pee on me once. The other time, it wasn't pee, and it wasn't quite poop... It was somewhere in between, leaning more towards the latter - wanna take a guess? Thought it was pee, but it wasn't ( ... )
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Name your price :)
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I can't even begin to tell you how grossed out I am, mainly because it reads so realistically and I have a little nephew and while kids can be adorable, they can also be more horrible than aliens who want to eat your brain.
Luckily you threw Zach into the mix, which means that besides grossed out, I'm also incredibly amused. And Mamoru and Usagi are so oblivious, they should shower Zach in presents and thanks, but instead he gets told that he smells. *lol*
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Zared loves Chibi-Usa, but not enough to ignore the obviously disgusting. He's just not a parent... yet...
Also, yay for grossing you out! 'Cause that was totally the point.
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And I look forward to reading Zared as a Dad, I wonder how he will handle the almost liquid baby poo. *cackles*
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