It's all in the nose

Jun 21, 2009 21:18


Title: It's all in the nose
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Note: Summary line taken from “What Folks are Made of,” attributed to Robert Southey

“What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and everything nice” )

chibi-usa, zared

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venusorbit1 June 22 2009, 09:29:23 UTC
Again, sleep is preventing me from leaving a proper commentary, so for now:

“Is this ham? I didn’t even give you ham. Where did you get ham? And why are you putting food up your nose?”

HUGE fucking LOL! XD Oh GROSS! My nose is running just thinking of...ham..up there...OMFG.

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venusorbit1 June 23 2009, 04:27:06 UTC
Yes, my nose is STILL tingling and twitching thinking of ham (HAM!) jammed up there. How the hell can kids keep a freaking foreign object up there and NOT CARE? When my cousin was little he shoved a crayon up there and for the longest time everyone thought he had asthma because he was wheezing, but it was a freaking crayon. We even have a picture.

There was so much cute in this, just from the character combination! Zared is such a freaking newb for actually trying to use reasoning and logic with a toddler, but at least he mastered the "squeeze em between your legs" maneuver and then the HAM. Oh god, the HAM. Ugh.

Chibi-Usa’s red eyes looked up at him, clearly not registering that he was more than a glorified tissue himself.HAHAHAAAAAAAA ( ... )

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dhoney June 28 2009, 15:50:26 UTC
Not only was a foreign object up there - he napped with ham up his nose! Napped! We only found it when he woke up & we were trying to make him presentable once more ( ... )

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venusorbit1 July 1 2009, 19:16:09 UTC
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU---? Ok I guess 2 year olds do crazy shit all the time, but I'm still rubbing my nose compulsively over that one.

...you've had foreign pee on you? More than once? Between this, the ham, and the snot, please tell me there is an upside to children before I sterilize myself with a pair of office scissors.

OH PLEASE have him take her to Target! And that fluffy scene was one of the cutest goddamn things I've ever read. Noboru H. Christ seriously rocks so fucking hard. I read your basketball fic again last night because it was just so awesome. "Crazy Happy monkey sex"! XD

And thanks! The only two year olds I know are very different, so I guess there is a spectrum of different little people you can come up with, but I always think I'm doing it wrong.

Don''t worry about productivity! I'd rather read one thing from you that was a long time in coming than my mass production.

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dhoney July 15 2009, 06:01:26 UTC
We have no idea, but it was too good to pass up on passing the story on. Those little bites of food that they won't choke on, are apparently good nose stuffers.

you've had foreign pee on you? More than once?Um, well, I've had foreign pee on me once. The other time, it wasn't pee, and it wasn't quite poop... It was somewhere in between, leaning more towards the latter - wanna take a guess? Thought it was pee, but it wasn't ( ... )

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venusorbit1 June 23 2009, 04:29:12 UTC
Also I totally need you to be my technical adviser on all characters that are 5 and under, because for some reason I've been writing kidfics. (If you did write about the high-pitched constant screaming, I would have gotten a bottle of peroxide and some scissors and sterilized myself.)

Name your price :)

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lovelylytton October 15 2009, 14:25:31 UTC
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I can't even begin to tell you how grossed out I am, mainly because it reads so realistically and I have a little nephew and while kids can be adorable, they can also be more horrible than aliens who want to eat your brain.
Luckily you threw Zach into the mix, which means that besides grossed out, I'm also incredibly amused. And Mamoru and Usagi are so oblivious, they should shower Zach in presents and thanks, but instead he gets told that he smells. *lol*

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dhoney October 24 2009, 22:29:04 UTC
Parents just have this love that acknowledges the grossness but can push it aside to a memory to make space for all the cuteness.

Zared loves Chibi-Usa, but not enough to ignore the obviously disgusting. He's just not a parent... yet...

Also, yay for grossing you out! 'Cause that was totally the point.

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lovelylytton October 25 2009, 07:16:49 UTC
Über-grossed out. xD
And I look forward to reading Zared as a Dad, I wonder how he will handle the almost liquid baby poo. *cackles*

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rainbabie1 August 16 2010, 18:59:30 UTC
I'M TOTALLY GROSSED OUT.. gag gag gag. HILARIOUS... but, EWWW!!

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dhoney August 17 2010, 17:01:02 UTC
That was the general reaction I was hoping for. You really do get used to it though... :)

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