Not only was a foreign object up there - he napped with ham up his nose! Napped! We only found it when he woke up & we were trying to make him presentable once more.
I think the leg squeeze is something everyone learns by default - they're slippery, the little runts.
I'm not quite sure why he was babysitting, but there was actually more to this piece where he's had the worst experiences with Chibi-Usa & he ends up being her favorite. Every time parents tell me that their kid talks about me, I always think, "Damn. It's not good stuff," & then they turn out to love me. It's weird.
I do not know why they don't want diaper changes sometimes - especially when it's poop! And they will seriously run from us! And diaper fail has happened twice to me.
Honestly, even though we know they'll do it, we say stuff like that automatically, just like they do it automatically - I'm not sure why we try, maybe for appearances' sake?
Noboru has not babysat, but he had the fluffy scene where he decided he wanted a little girl... Perhaps he'll put in an appearance, although after what happened with the girls in college, I would hope he'd have more sense than to take a two-year-old to Target.
Thanks, V! I haven't had much time to be in the fandom, but I know you're cranking stuff out & I'll be by sometime - hopefully, you'll inspire me to write some stuff soon! I feel so unproductive. ^^
Also, although I've really only worked with two-year-olds, feel free to bounce ideas off of me about your kid characters. I'll try my best to help.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU---? Ok I guess 2 year olds do crazy shit all the time, but I'm still rubbing my nose compulsively over that one.
...you've had foreign pee on you? More than once? Between this, the ham, and the snot, please tell me there is an upside to children before I sterilize myself with a pair of office scissors.
OH PLEASE have him take her to Target! And that fluffy scene was one of the cutest goddamn things I've ever read. Noboru H. Christ seriously rocks so fucking hard. I read your basketball fic again last night because it was just so awesome. "Crazy Happy monkey sex"! XD
And thanks! The only two year olds I know are very different, so I guess there is a spectrum of different little people you can come up with, but I always think I'm doing it wrong.
Don''t worry about productivity! I'd rather read one thing from you that was a long time in coming than my mass production.
We have no idea, but it was too good to pass up on passing the story on. Those little bites of food that they won't choke on, are apparently good nose stuffers.
you've had foreign pee on you? More than once? Um, well, I've had foreign pee on me once. The other time, it wasn't pee, and it wasn't quite poop... It was somewhere in between, leaning more towards the latter - wanna take a guess? Thought it was pee, but it wasn't...
I don't know if you're doing it wrong, but I love Aja in the few things I've read about her. I've actually thought about using her a couple times in fics - after asking you & with permission of course - but now I can't remember why...
But I love your mass production! That way, when I finally have time, I can go to your LJ & read 50 different things in one hour - it's awesome.
If I wrote about high-pitched screaming (and it's always the BOYS screaming!), it wouldn't convey the agony of listening to it intermittently every 15 minutes... And monkey see, monkey do - it's not just one kid, it's a whole gaggle of them! The ham & the snot is the easy part, my dear friend!
"Crazy happy monkey sex!" will always make me happy!
I hope to God that when i was two, I was reading Proust and peeing in the toilet like a good little human being but chances are I was stuffing shit up my nose, too.
Foreign...what? *dies* Oh god, asspiss. You touched asspiss. Please tell me you make over 100K a year because you g-d deserve it after that.
*boots fictional two-year old forward* Yes, here, fine, take her! You have permission to stick Aja in any fic generated by you for whatever reason! Stick whatever the hell you would like up her nose!
The boys do the high pitched screaming? Typical. Nothing a roll of duct tape won't fix ;) Or birth control.
Ha! V, I don't wish I made 100 K a year, I just wish I made something that actually made a dent in all the bills I have to pay...
Thanks for Aja! I have no idea what I was originally going to put her in, but at least now I know I have permission if she ever works her little way into my head again.
General Zoisite says, "Birth control people - it works!"
I think the leg squeeze is something everyone learns by default - they're slippery, the little runts.
I'm not quite sure why he was babysitting, but there was actually more to this piece where he's had the worst experiences with Chibi-Usa & he ends up being her favorite. Every time parents tell me that their kid talks about me, I always think, "Damn. It's not good stuff," & then they turn out to love me. It's weird.
I do not know why they don't want diaper changes sometimes - especially when it's poop! And they will seriously run from us! And diaper fail has happened twice to me.
Honestly, even though we know they'll do it, we say stuff like that automatically, just like they do it automatically - I'm not sure why we try, maybe for appearances' sake?
Noboru has not babysat, but he had the fluffy scene where he decided he wanted a little girl... Perhaps he'll put in an appearance, although after what happened with the girls in college, I would hope he'd have more sense than to take a two-year-old to Target.
Thanks, V! I haven't had much time to be in the fandom, but I know you're cranking stuff out & I'll be by sometime - hopefully, you'll inspire me to write some stuff soon! I feel so unproductive. ^^
Also, although I've really only worked with two-year-olds, feel free to bounce ideas off of me about your kid characters. I'll try my best to help.
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...you've had foreign pee on you? More than once? Between this, the ham, and the snot, please tell me there is an upside to children before I sterilize myself with a pair of office scissors.
OH PLEASE have him take her to Target! And that fluffy scene was one of the cutest goddamn things I've ever read. Noboru H. Christ seriously rocks so fucking hard. I read your basketball fic again last night because it was just so awesome. "Crazy Happy monkey sex"! XD
And thanks! The only two year olds I know are very different, so I guess there is a spectrum of different little people you can come up with, but I always think I'm doing it wrong.
Don''t worry about productivity! I'd rather read one thing from you that was a long time in coming than my mass production.
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you've had foreign pee on you? More than once?
Um, well, I've had foreign pee on me once. The other time, it wasn't pee, and it wasn't quite poop... It was somewhere in between, leaning more towards the latter - wanna take a guess? Thought it was pee, but it wasn't...
I don't know if you're doing it wrong, but I love Aja in the few things I've read about her. I've actually thought about using her a couple times in fics - after asking you & with permission of course - but now I can't remember why...
But I love your mass production! That way, when I finally have time, I can go to your LJ & read 50 different things in one hour - it's awesome.
If I wrote about high-pitched screaming (and it's always the BOYS screaming!), it wouldn't convey the agony of listening to it intermittently every 15 minutes... And monkey see, monkey do - it's not just one kid, it's a whole gaggle of them! The ham & the snot is the easy part, my dear friend!
"Crazy happy monkey sex!" will always make me happy!
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Foreign...what? *dies* Oh god, asspiss. You touched asspiss. Please tell me you make over 100K a year because you g-d deserve it after that.
*boots fictional two-year old forward* Yes, here, fine, take her! You have permission to stick Aja in any fic generated by you for whatever reason! Stick whatever the hell you would like up her nose!
The boys do the high pitched screaming? Typical. Nothing a roll of duct tape won't fix ;) Or birth control.
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Thanks for Aja! I have no idea what I was originally going to put her in, but at least now I know I have permission if she ever works her little way into my head again.
General Zoisite says, "Birth control people - it works!"
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General Zoisite says, "Birth control people - it works!"
Oh god, you must write something that contains this quote!
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It's like you're trying to make me not write my ficathon fic!
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