[Cue Jaws theme. Well, no, not really literally. But perhaps a bit figuratively. There has been something a bit off today. And a bit off in the funny farm known as the Dressing Room never bodes well does it? No, no of course not. But you'll have the feeling of being watched. Turn to catch the source and -ah, no, just a potted plant in that
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...What's with the last, Lavi?
[[ooc; This guy's info here :3c]]
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Oh this little thing? [Lavi gives a shake of the list and it unrolls a few more pages. Ugh. What a mess to pick up later.] The powers that be gave it to me, yes. Just a little errand.
[Lavi still has that smug grin as he takes a step back from Allen, kicking up a section of the list so he can grab onto it easily. Amazing the thing has torn in half really. Skimming skimming skimming lines of text. Excuse him for a moment.]
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__ Allen with only enough cash to afford one colored contact
The text above and below will be varying degrees of ridiculous such as "Allen that is a magic zapping unicorn pony" and "Allen who prefers drinking O- blood."]
Is this you? I'm 847 Allens away from completing this section of the Scavenger Hunt. Any help well- helps.
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If you don't mind me asking, what's this scavenger hunt for?
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[But Allen is not denying that Sir One-Contact is him. Which means it could be him. Which means Lavi could be 846 Allens away from completing the Allen section. Oh joyous day. Lavi reaches up to pluck the ballpoint pen that had been perched over his ear and holds it out to Allen with his best salesman grin. Sign here, please.]
Just a little census work. I'm going for the title of Upstanding Citizen of the Month.
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There's such a thing?
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Maybe. Maybe not. But doing a little grunt work for a future favor never hurt anyone.
[Once the list is a manageable size again, Lavi steps inside Allen's personal space bubble again. Bubbles were made to be popped after all. He reaches up to tap Allen's scar just below the golden eye. Curious? But of course.]
If you're looking for second opinions, I'd say stay with the blue-gray. Gold makes you look like you're suffering from a vitamin deficiency.
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Allen. What have you been getting into? And how did you finally manage to ditch Two Spots?
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Which doesn't answer what you've been getting into or how you got away from him. Come on, Allen. Keep up. Keep up.
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I didn't know they both swung that way.
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Wait, you're saying the General Cross and Two Spots are... But what would... Why...
[Would like to order one gallon of extra strength brain bleach right about now. Ugh. Do no want that mental image. DNW!]
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