[Cue Jaws theme. Well, no, not really literally. But perhaps a bit figuratively. There has been something a bit off today. And a bit off in the funny farm known as the Dressing Room never bodes well does it? No, no of course not. But you'll have the feeling of being watched. Turn to catch the source and -ah, no, just a potted plant in that
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...What's with the last, Lavi?
[[ooc; This guy's info here :3c]]
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Oh this little thing? [Lavi gives a shake of the list and it unrolls a few more pages. Ugh. What a mess to pick up later.] The powers that be gave it to me, yes. Just a little errand.
[Lavi still has that smug grin as he takes a step back from Allen, kicking up a section of the list so he can grab onto it easily. Amazing the thing has torn in half really. Skimming skimming skimming lines of text. Excuse him for a moment.]
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__ Allen with only enough cash to afford one colored contact
The text above and below will be varying degrees of ridiculous such as "Allen that is a magic zapping unicorn pony" and "Allen who prefers drinking O- blood."]
Is this you? I'm 847 Allens away from completing this section of the Scavenger Hunt. Any help well- helps.
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Not really...
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Then how about a favor for a favor? You help me cross a name off of this list, and I will help you in whatever task you were scurrying off to do. [As a quick disclaimer:] As long as it does not involve harm to me, my dashingly handsome alterselves, or anyone I wish to affiliate with in the future. [And no substitutions, exceptions or refunds.]
Have we got a deal?
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Wasn't scurrying to do anything, though. Seems a bit unfair.
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[And already flipping toward the Tyki section of his little scavenger's list. What would suit this particular hobo? Hmmm hmmm. Hit by a train? Oh no no no. He seems much too on the move for that. Beat Allen at cards? Ha! As if.]
I could write a raincheck if you'd find that a better arrangement.
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A minute is all of my time that you'll get, Bookman Jr. What is it?
OOC Her information is all on her journal.
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A minute is all I need.
[Lavi takes a step back so he can kick up the Kanda section of the list. Ugh, why did it have to be so long. Grabbing the desired section out of the air, he skims it quietly. Nope. No way. Uh-huh. That- just might work.]
I've got it narrowed down to three. Just need your signature on the one you like the best.
[He holds the list up in front of her face, using it as a shield to cover the attempt to slip a ballpoint pen over her right ear. Oh, he did love to live dangerously. But he was also so very very curious. Was she really a Kanda with Crow-like reflexes? And was Lavi going to have the offending hand taped to the side of his skull in a few seconds? Who knew! But if she does chose to glance at the parchment in front of her, she will see three x's by the following:
___ Kanda the ninja
___ Kanda with the beautiful blue eyes
___ Kanda that obviously needs more ( ... )
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I will not sign anything without knowing its purpose, Bookman Jr. [All of his attempts to be annoying or "live dangerously" as he puts it are ignored with a Crow's indifference as she looks at the three choices, then back at Lavi for his explanation.]
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Explaining will probably take more time than what you've allotted. How much patience does it cost to buy an extension?
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Y-Yes?... Do... Do you need something?...
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Chin up. Back straight. You're going to have to see someone about that back of yours later if you don't take care of yourself now.
[Oho. On second thought, this is Miranda. And he still had 241 Miranda signatures to collect before he could turn this into management. Better get cracking on the first one. y/y?]
I'm doing some census work for the Dressing Room. If you could state any obvious characteristics that separate you from the other Mirandas around these parts, I'd be in your debt.
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M-my world is different from others because I seem to have more of a connection with my own Lavi than I-I seem to in other worlds.
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[--For only a moment. Lavi quickly busies himself in thumbing through the list to see if he can find something to match that description.]
Miranda that wields the Metal Hammer? No... Miranda the Destroyer of time? No...
[Cue awkward silence as there is more paper rustling.]
Are you sure you don't want to be the Miranda that bested General Winters in a drinking match?
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What?
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[Then it hits him like a ton of bricks. The proverbial light bulb flashes over his head accompanied by the music played when Zelda!Link picks up an item.]
Lucky! I didn't think I was every going to run into you.
[And swift as a raging river, Lavi will be flipping to the Allen section of his scavenger hunt list.]
Magical unicorn? No... Fairy Allen? No...
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What're you talking about? What is that??
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__ Allen the Pied Piper of cute furry animals
__ Allen who sees dead people
__ Allen who doesn't like dango
Lavi suspects that last one will be almost impossible to find. But ALAS! That is a problem for another thread.]
Aha! Found it!
[With a triumphant grin, Lavi will be holding a very specific portion of the list in front of Allen's face. Extremely close, might I add. Close enough that Allen might go crossed-eyed if he tries to read it.]
Allen with brown hair that could win a glaring contest with a Kanda. Mind if I get your signature? Then I'm only 845 Allens away from completing this thing.
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