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[meansprout]

[Allen here has been missing entirely for the past few days.  Where did he go, you ask? Why, back home, finally.

Only to be dragged straight back here, of course.]

[Wherever you happen to be in the DR right now, something has just appeared out of thin air with no warning: the massive, stark white polygonal surface of the Ark entrance way, with

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[meansprout]

I'm not some fake-polite bastard! [He doesn't care about your fancy 4 1/2 years! He's not letting go of that arm of yours and he will attempt jerk you down with him when you trip him.]

[meansprout]

Hey! [Rubbing his forehead with one hand and smacking Hobo in the arm with the other >8|]

No one asked you to get involved.

[save_the_souls]

[he'll nod with what mean says, pulling away from the Hobo]

Sometimes you need to use your fists to sort things out!

[selfdeluded]

Really? ...And how exactly would that have sorted this out?

You'd both be on the ground before you were down with each other, and then he'd-- [pointing at Mean.] --just call you an idiot and it would start all over again.

[meansprout]

I told you, he had it coming! Maybe if he stopped acting like one, I wouldn't have to call him that.

[save_the_souls]

I wasn't acting like an idiot!

Because it would've felt good...[PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE PUTS HIM IN A BETTER MOOD OKAY]

[selfdeluded]

You call everyone an idiot, whether they act like one or not.

[...what is wrong with you guys he can't even I DO NOT HAVE ICONS FOR THIS LEVEL OF EXASPERATION.] What did he even do to piss you off...? [Directed at Mean. Though he reaches over and flicks Wallen's forehead too, for good measure. :| ]

[meansprout]

...He keeps calling me by a stupid name to annoy me! [IT'S THE WORST.]

[save_the_souls]

If you just asked politely maybe I'd stop! [Nyah]

[selfdeluded]

[......aw fuck. He remembers telling an Allen like this to use something to identify people with...]

Wouldn't it be easier to just call each other Allen..? [No nicknames. No name-slinging. It sounds so simple.]

[meansprout]

I call people by their actual names!

[save_the_souls]

[He'll look at hobo, sorry your secret is not safe]

But you said to go off physical features to identify people if I was confused by everyone being called Allen.

[selfdeluded]

[GODDAMNIT]

--That's true, but... I didn't mean to actually say how you identify them...

[meansprout]

[HOLD UP.] You told him to do that!?

[save_the_souls]

[he'll nod at Mean. ]

So I should hide the fact that I'm noticing oddities about people's appearances? That's not very nice...

[selfdeluded]

I didn't think he'd start giving people nicknames!

[NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID he's mad at both of us now.] People don't like being reminded of their oddities... why would you want to point them out?