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[meansprout]

[Allen here has been missing entirely for the past few days.  Where did he go, you ask? Why, back home, finally.

Only to be dragged straight back here, of course.]

[Wherever you happen to be in the DR right now, something has just appeared out of thin air with no warning: the massive, stark white polygonal surface of the Ark entrance way, with

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[selfdeluded]

[Well-- that's certainly an odd thing to see, isn't it? Especially for someone that doesn't really have much idea about what the Ark is at all in terms of other universes. (Really, he just assumes the Noah guy and his Ark makes up the "normal" version of what could've happened, while everyone else got fucked over.)

but.

He knows that kid, doesn't he? He sort of-- had the same general smell, even if it wasn't quite right...]

...did you have a growth spurt?

[meansprout]

[Slowly... turns around...

And kind of screeches as he stumbles backwards ssssorry about that.]

What the fuck are you!?

[selfdeluded]

[Oh dear god his ears akgjfhdkjah clapping his hands over them and ahhh he thinks they might be bleeding a little.]

What the hell is your problem!? [YOU KNOW HIS EARS CAN'T HANDLE THIS ABUSE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU]

[mean_sprout]

[At an only slightly more reasonable volume;]

What are you? What did you do to the Ark?? [Shifting his stance like he's totally prepared to take you on. He's just... assuming you're the shape-shifting Noah or something evil!!]

[save_the_souls]

[Someone was curled up in a chair and had drifted off to sleep, the hood of his hoodie pulled mostly over his hair but you can still see his face. He makes a slight noise from Mean's entrance, as if it disturbed his slumber some- but not entirely. ]

[The welcoming party at the DR is clearly the greatest]

[mean_sprout]

[GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAYYYYY

And oh MY GOD WHAT IS HE LOOKING AT. He takes a moment to quietly boggle before he's stomping over to you. Sorry, freaky doppelganger bro, but you're about to enjoy the sheer volume and pitch your voice is capable of reaching.]

Oi! Wake up!!

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[save_the_souls]

[a groan as he starts to wake up]

Shut up, Arth-

[save_the_souls]

[- wait you aren't him! You're-]

-- Brownie?

[meansprout]

[Very slowly turns to peer over his shoulder and

GOOD LORD. 'Freaky white-haired duplicate' is probably very low down on the list of things he ever expected to see.]

What the hell!

[meansprout]

I didn't lose anything! Who are you?? [...But he does snatch the pamphlet from you. Just not looking at it yet.]

[besomeothername]

[Have one Lavi staring in awe at the scene. That was pretty cool, bro. Allen sure knows how to make one hell of an entrance]

And me without a camera...

[Grins widely and comes up to Allen, whistling a little in appreciation]

Nice show, yeah. And very nice uniform. The red really looks good on you.

[meansprout]

...Lavi? [Well, this just makes things even more confusing somehow. Why aren't you wearing your uniform?]

What are you doing here? [Wherever 'here' is...] What's going on?

[besomeothername]

[Because it's after hours. He already went on his patrol with Julia earlier today. Now it's time to relax and have a cup of tea and curl up with a horrible romance novel]

That's my name.

I live here, yeah. [Points down the hallway on the left] About four hallways down. The door with the whiteboard on it. Can't miss it really.

And I'm guessing you've just gotten back here after going home to your own world. You look older anyway.

[meansprout]

[Squinting at you. You would sound like you're speaking nonsense, but there's something about it, maybe...]

...What are you talking about...?

[clownhate]

[He has been wondering where Allen got to over the past few days, and spent some time looking for him...with no luck. Irritating, really. But that's forgotten all when he sees the older Allen striding out of the Ark. What the hell is that thing supposed to be?!]

What the-!

[meansprout]

[As the Ark fades away, Allen turns to face the source of the voice and--

Well, that's not something you see everyday.]

--What the hell...

[clownhate]

What were you doing with that - that thing? I didn't know you could do that! And now it's gone.

[He walks closer, grumpy over being given such a weird look from Allen. But then, when he gets closer, he wonders if maybe this isn't the Allen he thought he was.]

[meansprout]

[AAAA IT'S GETTING CLOSER and he's stumbling back, guard up. Totally ready to take you on, crazy munchkin clone. Is this some Noah trick??]

Wh-what the hell is this!? What are you supposed to be?