Once more with feeling

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[From the confused look on his face he may as well have a big flashing sign on his head that reads 'New arrival'.  Most of the residents of the DR are probably used to it, but what they likely won't be used to is the man himself. After all, this persona is normally wearing Allen's face, but that's where the fun of AUs comes in.]

((Lets try this

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[First thought--Another alternate version of himself? Second; Ahhh, fresh meat to fuck around with.]

My my, you look a bit lost.

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You doubt me? I assure you they're the jolliest type.

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I think I'll find my own clowns. Better clowns.

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I'm hurt, Boffo. Deeply.

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No you're not, liar.

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How callous, to ignore my pain. And anguish.

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It's no wonder you always lose at poker with a face like that. Work on your acting Tyki~

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You know my feelings are terribly fragile.

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In that case, my advice is: Man up, you big girls blouse.

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Aren't you the one too scared to go visit the jolly old clowns?

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Still not the one crying about my feelings.

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Ah, I can't help it. I was born delicate and sensitive. Just like you were born a terrible scaredy cat. Can't help how we're made.

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Hey, I'm not scared, I just have standards, unlike some smelly hobo.

Oh wait, did that hurt your delicate and sensitive feelings too? Want me to kiss it better?

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If that's what you tell yourself~

My my, please refrain. You'll just confuse me.

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Stupid and soft, what a poor hobo you are.

[cardio_swindle]

I know, I'm a continual disappointment.

[Have some random doubles walking by.]