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[besomeothername]

[Lavi has set out a little booth out in the middle of the hallway. Gaudy, bright pink, and decorated with strands and strands of bright blinking Christmas lights. Hanging from the booth is the following sign:]

Now Taking Applications for Prince Charming

Must be:

• Well-mannered, kind, and all things prince-like
  
• Open minded
  
• Tolerant to physical and verbal abuse
  
• Able to laugh in the face of approaching death
  
• Fond of small woodland creatures

Recommended Traits:

• Have all your teeth
  
• Under 30 years of age
  
• Able to sweep 60 kg of beautiful princess off her feet
  
• Open to relocation to a fairytale land
  
• Able to commit to a lifetime service

All information disclosed with be kept completely confidential.

All lovely ladies looking for the role as princess, I'll be happy to speak with you after hours.

[[Matchmaking for a_royal_terror , but other matchmaking services are available.  Also Lavi is always looking for a date]]