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[besomeothername]

[Lavi has set out a little booth out in the middle of the hallway. Gaudy, bright pink, and decorated with strands and strands of bright blinking Christmas lights. Hanging from the booth is the following sign:]

Now Taking Applications for Prince Charming

Must be:

• Well-mannered, kind, and all things prince-like
  
• Open minded
  
• Tolerant to physical

Comments

[bloodyscore]

[Avoiding looking at the booth-sign, it hurts his eyes, but he read the one under it.]

A prince, Lavi? Are you putting on a play?

[besomeothername]

[Oh yikes, sorry about that, Allen. Pulls the plug and all the epilepsy lights blink out]

A play? Oh no no no. I'm looking for a real Prince Charming. Want to apply? He... [Cough cough] she said she was looking for a guy with good teeth.

[bloodyscore]

[Totally fine, his hood blocked most of it from view. But obviously relaxing once the lights go out.]

Vampires don't normally fit into that category, Lavi... [Just a concerned frown.]

[besomeothername]

I dunno. I think you'd make quite the handsome prince...

[Leans forward to tap his nose] What's with the upside down smile?

[halfcocked]

What is this, a play?

[besomeothername]

If you don't mind playing the part for the rest of your life. Or at least until after the wedding night.

[Taps his chin thoughtfully] I guess I should have got more details on that.

[halfcocked]

You want an actual prince?? . . . Just wait until one shows up, we have every other fucking thing here. I bet in two weeks we'll get Prince Tyki, riding on a white horse down the hallway and going all "Oh dear, this must be an illusion of Road, the Witch of the East!" Then two days later, Princess Allen Walker shows up in a dress . . .

[besomeothername]

As much as we'd all like to laugh at Allen in a dress, that's not what I'm looking for. My fair Lady specifically requested a prince.

Though the Prince Tyki is promising. How often do your predictions come true?

[minuetetjete]

And what is this for?

[besomeothername]

The sign doesn't speak for itself?

[minuetetjete]

It answers the what, not the why.

[besomeothername]

A cursed princess. I'm just doing my goodly deed for the month.

[runtorecord]

Dunno 'bout that last one, but I'm good for everything else!

[besomeothername]

Well, if you're not up for a lifetime commitment, how much of your life can you commit?

[runtorecord]

That depends- who's this princess?

[besomeothername]

Our favorite grumpy swordsman.

[darkforsaken]

[Yep, wrong place to be. Turning to go back the way he came]

[besomeothername]

[Blink. Blink blink]

Did someone have a bad experience as a child?

[darkforsaken]

I had many bad experiences.

Why're ya doin' this anyway?

[besomeothername]

I'm a sucker for a beautiful princess. What can I say?