It's Cross the Sex-Ed Teacher. O.o

[askmeaboutsex]

*Pacing, chalk in hand, he still hasn't realized where he is. And there's a rather interesting diagram drawn on the chalkboard that has apparently teleported with him

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[acer_fossor]

*Staring up at the diagram, curious* What's that mister?

[askmeaboutsex]

Why, it's a diagram of the female reproductive system.

Are you a high school student? *He's seen some pretty weird kids before, maybe this one just has a growth problem.*

[acer_fossor]

Oh... What does that mean?

Huh? What's high school? I've never been to school before, I travel around with Mana.

[askmeaboutsex]

*Trying to keep things as simple as possible* It's what women make babies with.

You haven't? What are you doing here alone? How old are you?

[deityprotected]

[He just blinks blankly, gathering his baggy red sweater tighter around him and staring]

[askmeaboutsex]

*Stares at the young man he assumes is that annoying, uptight English teacher.* Bak, do you know exactly what just happened here?

...Holy shit. Did you just get younger? *Rubs his forehead, did he drink something he shouldn't have?*

[deityprotected]

[Shakes his head, and hands him the usual pamphlet]

[askmeaboutsex]

*Taking the pamphlet and reading it*

...So this place is called the Dressing Room, I don't actually know you, and there's no way out? Right. What did you do, drink some random crap Komui brewed in the lab?

[heroic_will]

Oh God, not this again.

[askmeaboutsex]

Walker! What's going on here?

[heroic_will]

For starters, you're in the Dressing Room now.

[askmeaboutsex]

I'm in the what? Don't be smart with me, Walker.

*Gets a better look at him* Holy... What happened to your face?

(ooc: The Allen from his universe is a normal student and has a slightly less odd-looking/noticeable scar that he got from some kind of non-magical accident.)

[itisasillyplace]

Oh!

What are you drawing, dear sir?

[askmeaboutsex]

*It's strange to see a teacher from the rival school here, wherever here may be...*

...Well this is a surprise.

[itisasillyplace]

Is it? Many things in life are surprising! Embrace them.

[takes a curious look at the drawings; alas, being from that era, it's unlikely he has any idea what they are]

[askmeaboutsex]

They are indeed, Cyril.

Interested in my lesson, are you?

[dreamsofnoah]

...is Allen learning this too?

[askmeaboutsex]

*That face looks familiar... isn't she from the rival school?*

...What are you doing here?

And what am I?

[dreamsofnoah]

Just wandering around~.

And you'll have to answer that yourself.

[askmeaboutsex]

Are you now? Shouldn't you be back at your own school?

...I seem to have been removed from my classroom.