It's Cross the Sex-Ed Teacher. O.o

Jul 15, 2009 18:59

*Pacing, chalk in hand, he still hasn't realized where he is. And there's a rather interesting diagram drawn on the chalkboard that has apparently teleported with him ( Read more... )

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heroic_will July 16 2009, 00:41:20 UTC
Oh God, not this again.

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askmeaboutsex July 16 2009, 00:44:38 UTC
Walker! What's going on here?

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heroic_will July 16 2009, 01:03:55 UTC
For starters, you're in the Dressing Room now.

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askmeaboutsex July 16 2009, 01:22:25 UTC
I'm in the what? Don't be smart with me, Walker.

*Gets a better look at him* Holy... What happened to your face?

(ooc: The Allen from his universe is a normal student and has a slightly less odd-looking/noticeable scar that he got from some kind of non-magical accident.)

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heroic_will July 16 2009, 01:45:22 UTC
Trust me, I learned not to be smart with you a long time ago.

...What about it? [pause] Oh. My scar? Let's just say it was a rather unfortunate accident with something hot and sharp.

((ooc: Gantz!Allen's is just from, like he said, a rather unfortunate accident as a child. xD))

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askmeaboutsex July 16 2009, 02:24:53 UTC
Did you now?

...Then why does it look a million times worse than it did?...is that a star?

I never knew you were the type to be into Satanism, Walker.

(ooc: XD really? It still looks like the canon scar, right?)

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heroic_will July 16 2009, 02:37:22 UTC
What are you even talking about? It's always looked like this.

...Satanism? That's the best you can come up with? Satanism. [brb laughing] No, I'm not into that sort of thing. Is there a problem with me having a scar?

((ooc: Yes. He had a rough childhood. xD And yep, it does!))

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askmeaboutsex July 16 2009, 03:03:30 UTC
Do you need to go to the nurse? It's never been like that. Then again, I'm not surprised. A kid like you was bound to crack someday.

What else do you expect me to believe? That you fell on a knife and it just happened to carve a five-pointed star into your pretty little face?

(ooc: aww. XD Allen is Cross's favorite student but he kind of mistreats him, he teases and picks on and yells at him for the littlest things.)

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heroic_will July 16 2009, 03:17:28 UTC
No, I don't need to see a nurse. I'm fine, completely fine.

Actually, I was told it was a very hot piece of metal. Very painful and I'm lucky I can even see.

((ooc: Awww. xD Allen isn't very happy with the Cross from his world. He didn't follow the plan and pretty much left everyone to be screwed. D:))

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askmeaboutsex July 16 2009, 03:30:09 UTC
Sure you are, Walker. You've never been fine.

Right. And now we're back to being smart-ass.

(ooc: XDD ouch. Is he an exorcist, then?)

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heroic_will July 16 2009, 03:39:11 UTC
What are you--of course I've been fine! Idiot master.

I was actually being serious.

((ooc: No. The basic gist of their world is that Allen and co. are from the modern world and are players of Gantz because they all died. While in the game, they kill demons/aliens that they nicknamed Akuma with their special X-Guns/Rifles and Y-Guns. However, some of them have found different weapons (Ex. Daisya has the Charity Bell, Lena her boots) and stuff.))

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askmeaboutsex July 16 2009, 20:39:12 UTC
No, you've always been a bit funny.

*Deadpans* Of course you were.

(ooc: neat. XD Cross and everyone else are just normal (normal being a relative term) teachers. They have no powers or anything. So Cross is going to be pretty weirded out by the DR.)

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heroic_will July 16 2009, 21:35:27 UTC
I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm fine. Always have been.

...Anyway. I see you're a teacher.

((ooc: Hahah nice. Allen will be secretly pleased with Cross being all freaked out. |D))

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askmeaboutsex July 16 2009, 22:21:14 UTC
Sure you have.

...Um. Yes, I'm a teacher. I'm your sex-ed teacher. God, Walker, this is exactly what I mean. You're strange.

(ooc: haha, and Cross will probably get more pissy at Allen.)

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heroic_will July 16 2009, 23:39:45 UTC
I passed that class a good five or so years ago.

((ooc: And the cycle will just continue on and on forever. x3))

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askmeaboutsex July 18 2009, 01:01:59 UTC
Then why are you still in my class? And with the way you act in there, I'd bet you'd failed it five or so times already.

(ooc: haha, yays for vicious circles!)

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