Why Don't the Drugs Punish Me Like I Wish They Would...

[dfwfrontman]

Okay, so hernia surgery wasn't that bad. I woke up and felt like I was on drugs. It was great. Then I came home. Still feeling drugged up and fine. Then I tried to pee. I couldn't pee for about five hours, and what little would come out when I tried, felt like a red hot poker being shoved up my urethra and twisted around a bit, just to make

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[tucker_v]

your probably going to pass out and when the swelling goes down you'll just pee the bed...har har