Why Don't the Drugs Punish Me Like I Wish They Would...
Okay, so hernia surgery wasn't that bad. I woke up and felt like I was on drugs. It was great. Then I came home. Still feeling drugged up and fine. Then I tried to pee. I couldn't pee for about five hours, and what little would come out when I tried, felt like a red hot poker being shoved up my urethra and twisted around a bit, just to make sure I was aware of a problem. But, it's all good now. I am peeing every few minutes, and still not feeling like I am on drugs. What a waste of pain medication. Sorry if this is whiny. I am just unable to sleep, and really wanting to just get messed up and pass out from the pills they gave me. Which don't freakin' work!!!