An Historical Garage Sale

[hades_historian]

All right. Seeing as my closet's getting rather full, and my vaults are stuffed to the brim with these items, I'm getting rid of a few of my things

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[artistofsilence]

*smiles at Magrat, and digs through, coming up with a machete and a mace* *blinks at them, the whips out a notebook and notepad* *scribblescribble* 'What are these?'

[hades_historian]

*smiles back* That's a machete-- I think that one's fairly new, actually; I got it during the Communist rebellion in China-- and a mace. That's 14th-century, looks German to me. I don't remember where that one came from. *...is weird, yes*

[artistofsilence]

*bounces with interest* *scribblemore* 'How did you get them? And why?'

[hades_historian]

I-- *is about to say "killed" but changes her mind* --know a few people. They're authentic, let's put it that way; and I got them straight from the suppliers.

[heavenly__angel]

*looks curiously through the pile and finds a couple gothic-looking corsets* Oh my... where did you get these?

[hades_historian]

Well, that one's from Liverpool... *points to a deep, dusty purple one edged with black lace* That one's from my friend Maud. *that would be a red satin one* *wrinkles her nose at them* Extremely eighteenth-century style, but with modern fabrics and materials.

Please, take them. They'll look so much better on you than they ever would on me.

[heavenly__angel]

*smiles thoughtfully* I think I will, at that. They're very nice. Very... sexy. *smiles a little wider* Yes, I'll take them.

[hades_historian]

*slight smile* Enjoy them. *whew, that's two things gone*

[rainafinwen]

*would be interested if Magrat, you know, was not a Hades*

[hades_historian]

*Zelle. If it helps, the name is Zelle.*

[rainafinwen]

*...it doesn't, honestly*