An Historical Garage Sale
All right. Seeing as my closet's getting rather full, and my vaults are stuffed to the brim with these items, I'm getting rid of a few of my things.
*empties a large duffel bag onto the floor: it's filled with weapons, tableware, beads, baubles, art pieces, cards, instruments, books, watches, clothes, ornaments, basically anything you can imagine that can be carried in a duffel bag, from a variety of time periods. Though none of them are very valuable and may not be high-quality, all of them are in good condition and appear brand-new; all she's had to do is pick them up from whenever they’re from, after all*
I really have no use for these anymore. They didn’t fetch prices I wanted, but some of them are still usable or are pretty enough. Help yourselves; anything you want in there, it's yours.
Typist: I'm sure she has some especially odd or unsavory, though not condemning, items in there. And some of them have interesting histories; she'll tell if asked.
*empties a large duffel bag onto the floor: it's filled with weapons, tableware, beads, baubles, art pieces, cards, instruments, books, watches, clothes, ornaments, basically anything you can imagine that can be carried in a duffel bag, from a variety of time periods. Though none of them are very valuable and may not be high-quality, all of them are in good condition and appear brand-new; all she's had to do is pick them up from whenever they’re from, after all*
I really have no use for these anymore. They didn’t fetch prices I wanted, but some of them are still usable or are pretty enough. Help yourselves; anything you want in there, it's yours.
Typist: I'm sure she has some especially odd or unsavory, though not condemning, items in there. And some of them have interesting histories; she'll tell if asked.