All alone by the table of food in my wrinkled suit and my borrowed tie ( Read more... )

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

Do You Have Biblical Morals?
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She found her way into the stack of presents while I was doing some preliminary Santa-ing.

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