today is the greatest day ever - i caught that rapist sonofabitch! DNA test positive you fuck! enjoy prison you fucking raping asshole! i knew it was you! i hope you make some fucking friends upstate you bitch! wooohoooo!!!!

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if only i used my powers for good instead of evil

one of the 5 billion people that decided at the last minute to go to times square on new year's - only to be suprised that so many others had also come up with the same radical idea - complained to me when the laws of physics wouldn't allow him to get close to the ball. no, he did not complain about all the people who got there at 11am instead of ( Read more... )

i've got the understanding
of a 4 year old
i've got the piece of mind
of a childered soul
i've got the rationale
of a new york cop
i've got the patience
of a chopping block

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i've spent the last month trying unsuccessfully to get robbed at gunpoint in harlem, so my posts have been somewhat lacking. however we have successfully arrested our two-man crimewave and w114 and manhattan ave is now safe for all those liberals to walk about and hate me for being a facist racist. well, not really safe... just kinda slightly less ( Read more... )

This weekend was relatively uneventful. Friday night I hung out with 5 Cincinnati Bengal Cheerleaders, friends of my old partner in town for the weekend. They asked if I would hang out with them Saturday to show them around the city and stuff. Of course I told them "Nah... I got things to do..." Leave a comment

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