You know, you're not the only one who got shot today.

[devildoll]

I caught some kind of death plague thing with a cough that's been dragging on and on, and I am tired of it, so it needs to go away already. While I was sick, some stuff happened.

• Because I was a miserable ball of germs, chicklet-girl wrote me a foofy little Gibbs/DiNozzo ficlet that made me go "Awwww!" and only be a little bitter that I had to make my own damn

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[foxxcub]

You should make your own happiness! And no one has the heart to tell him it's about masturbation.

DYING.

[devildoll]

"It really is true," Steve muses one day at breakfast. "Happiness lies in your own hand."

And Clint sprays coffee all over the table.

[foxxcub]

I would read this every day and twice on Sunday.

[silverakira]

asd;klfjasd;lkjas I WOULD PAY TO READ THIS.

[iibnf]

That's supposed to be a child? I thought it was supposed to be Charles Bronson...

[devildoll]

Ha! That's what the Google tells me! And when you look at the size of the gun in relation to his body, I guess he's child-sized. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!