( He was pretty much told he needed a phone number for the job, so he got one. )

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My New Years Resolution is to BREAK my New Years Resolution!!!

Well I got a shitload of crap this year. Last year. Whatever.

Fuck you guys. The dog shit was really unnecessary.

Okay, kiddies! 'Bout time I pass on my wisdom. Life Lessons 101 now; here we go.

So according to that one Uchiha (oh god they just keep multiplying!! So do the blond faggots!! WTF?! family reunion elsewhere please~) knowing how to wash a fucking floor is more important than knowing shit you'll actually use. Try to keep up with this, since I know ( Read more... )

Okay, I understand that I can't exactly cut fish with my right arm in a sling, but this is what you get for putting me on cart duty.

( It took 2 hours )

 
( Random Question Meme~ )

Hospital food TASTES LIKE SHIT.

Stupid rib.
Stupid arm.
Stupid skull.
Stupid....other rib.

I swear to god this place is worse than jail.

Things seem quieter around here. Heh.

Oh, by the way, Kisame, I deflowered your boyfriend. Like two days ago. Sorry about that.