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I'm sure this will sound a little odd, but has anyone seen a picture frame? It's a plain design, brushed satin nickel, and holds a 2.5 x 3.5-- wallet sized ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back from my overlong tour of the ShinRa assembly plants, the locations of which are Top Secret, so I probably shouldn't tell you that it is an icy hell from which I have returned, and wild chocobos couldn't drag me there-- except that the chocobos also promised me giant machines that go BOOM, and, in fact, the chocobos weren't chocobos, ( Read more... )

I hate being sick ( Read more... )

( So it's about 10 a.m. and I'm in the middle of a conference call, completely engrossed, when I suddenly realize that there is somebody standing in front of my desk. )

I received FIVE candygrams today.

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Okay, so screw the voice-recognition things, I don't have the patience to break it in. I tried orating my technical notes the other day, a let me tell you, watching "cubic" come up "pubic" is only hilarious the first five times ( Read more... )

Aug. 20

LAZARD, DAMMIT! WHEN YOU MENTIONED CRAZY MACHINES I WASN'T EXPECTING MY MECHS TO GO ALL "FORBIDDEN PLANET" ON ME!

IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IS ACTUALLY GOING ON AND FEELS LIKE ENLIGHTENING ME, SINCE I NOW HAVE A PACK OF SELF-MOBILIZING WAR MACHINES TO DEAL WITH, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CHIME IN!

AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COFFEE?!?!?!!

So I have to write one of these? Or did someone just pull that rule out of their ass? Can I get a show of hands: who made that shit up? If your last name isn't ShinRa, expect retaliation. And remember- I make my living inventing new and more enjoyable ways to kill people.

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