Wardening, LIKE A BOSS

[deusexmechanic]

[Private to Cobra Commander]

Rex? Way to kill that annoying kid, but uh, in the future? Maybe you could wait until he actually screws with you to commit the murder. Or, you know, pick a target that won't whine about it until his lungs cave in?

[Private to Armand]

My inmate tell you to commit any murders lately?

Comments

[Chinese whispers?]

[madrassa]

中国人耳语？

[Your breasts, they are so like ham!]

[deusexmechanic]

你的乳房，他们是如此喜欢火腿！

[WIN!]

[madrassa]

It still needs a little work. Back to the drawing board, eh?

[Harper canonically butchers language in the name of pick up lines, I couldn't resist.]

[deusexmechanic]

Maybe you could give me some lessons?

Private

[stopthat_destro]

I didn't kill him.

Private

[deusexmechanic]

Did you orchestrate his death?

Private

[stopthat_destro]

I want nothing to do with Armand, and it's absurd that people believe I'd make any deals with him.

Private

[deusexmechanic]

Okay, good. You stick with that story.

Private- Because lol his warden might find out. Also going to sleeeep.

[whattasteisthis]

Rex did not tell me to do anything, I am not his dog.

Private - GOOD COVER UP, ARMAND! Also SLEEP WELL!

[deusexmechanic]

No? Then why does 11-12 think he had anything to do with this?

Re: Private - <3

[whattasteisthis]

I certainly have no idea. He must be delusional.

Private

[deusexmechanic]

Yeah, that's kind of the impression I'm getting. Oh yeah, and if anybody asks? Tell them I lectured you about the whole, murder thing. Or something.

private

[deusexmechanic]

Look, I appreciate the importance of keeping both feet firmly planted on the moral high ground, but if I have to make threats to keep my inmate out of the kind of situation he was forcing him to be in--

I'm sorry, look, the issue with the death threats? Normally, I would have come to the other wardens to ask for support on what I was trying to achieve, but there are some pretty big privacy issues involved for Rex and I wasn't about to announce them to the entire warden populace. So I went with the next best preventative measure, and I'm really not sorry about that.

Thanks for the concern.

Private

[deusexmechanic]

If that little asshole told you that, then he's lying. He'd just graduated, let me give you a little quote:

"I've graduated and you're still stuck here. So whether you like it or not I'm going to try."

There wasn't a warden for me to go too, I either come to the lot of you and ask for some communal policing, in which case I'm spreading Rex's business all over the ship? Or I take it to 11-12, in which case my only interest is to keep him from forcing my inmate to do something he doesn't want too. So yeah, I threatened him.

Don't worry about it, it was good to hear them.

Warden Filter - after he had rest, though still medicated and in pain

[villageson]

I'm not contacting him any more. I'm already done with that. Really.

All I wanted to know was the truth and I'm sure they're going to tell it to you straight out and honestly since they're both such upstanding people.

You're probably glad I was killed so don't pretend now as if you're going to do your job. Forget it. I died I came back. I won't talk to either of them again. Everyone can just forget about it now.

Warden Filter - I was trying to refrain from playercest, but there's no way Sam wouldn't comment :c

[bythe_books]

Could you, maybe, not continue to point fingers without evidence?

Warden Filter

[villageson]

I said forget it. Nobody wants to even consider I'm telling the truth so forget it.

Both Rex and Armand have lied to me before so I have no reason to believe either of them. I was merely saying what I heard and I was trying to get to the truth and everyone is twisting my words around.

But I am done. I'm in pain. I'm trying to recover from being murdered but it doesn't matter. I don't have any evidence other than my word and that means nothing here so forget it.

Warden Filter

[bythe_books]

[Sam's got nothing more to say, 'cause he figures this'll go around in circles at this point.]