Wardening, LIKE A BOSS

[deusexmechanic]

[Private to Cobra Commander]

Rex? Way to kill that annoying kid, but uh, in the future? Maybe you could wait until he actually screws with you to commit the murder. Or, you know, pick a target that won't whine about it until his lungs cave in?

[Private to Armand]

My inmate tell you to commit any murders lately?

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[Chinese whispers?]

[madrassa]

中国人耳语？

[Your breasts, they are so like ham!]

[deusexmechanic]

你的乳房，他们是如此喜欢火腿！

[WIN!]

[madrassa]

It still needs a little work. Back to the drawing board, eh?

[Harper canonically butchers language in the name of pick up lines, I couldn't resist.]

[deusexmechanic]

Maybe you could give me some lessons?

[I'm glad you didn't resist c: Highly amused!]

[madrassa]

I'm afraid I'm not able to extend my services to crew members.

[it's all for you baby <3]

[deusexmechanic]

Wait, you're unable to extend your... language teaching services?

[<3!]

[madrassa]

Mmhm.