001 . Audio

[dethsentence]

Hey, uh, guys? Stop leaving your shit around, okay? I’ll overlook the occasional severed finger or something but who the hell left an entire boat sitting in the middle of this hallway?

If you can’t clean up the boat don’t bring it in here, or put it in Toki’s room, he likes boats…or planes…same thing. He’ll like it.

Okay, that’s all the work I can

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[rocknrollfries]

[dethsentence]

But I haven't done anything myself since...I just don't do that!

[rocknrollfries]

There's this one guy- sounds like he's fram Basten, gat me some water and Tylenal when I gat here. Maybe he'll do it. Get us stuff, I mean.

Or that German chick. I think she was German. I dunno, I was pretty drunk.

[dethsentence]

Okay, good. I don't think I even know how to get my own food. There's so many forks. So many fucking forks.

...............Is she hot?

[rocknrollfries]

Yeah, sh- yeah I guess she's hot, yeah.

[dethsentence]

Metal.

What's her type? Does she like buff rich guys with good song-writing...making...singing skill?

[rocknrollfries]

Dood, she gat me water, I didn't actually talk to her.

[dethsentence]

Oh, she gets water. Okay, probably only a little bit hot then.

Where do the kidnappers keep the secret stripper stash?

[rocknrollfries]

They don't gat one.

[dethsentence]

...These guys are fucking idiots! Who'd kidnap people and not kidnap strippers? That's stupid! This boat is stupid!

[rocknrollfries]

That's what I've bin tryin to tell ya! They're fuckin ignerint Inuits!

[dethsentence]

Well I guess they don't have strippers in Antarctica because they'd freeze if they took their clothes off.

Being an Inuit must suck.

[rocknrollfries]

No, see, the cold is good fer that sorta- strippin, makes everything [heh.] perky.

[dethsentence]

No, I think the kind of cold down there is the kind where if you take your clothes off you turn blue and your blood freezes.

That's why penguins are fat and have no blood. That's like, grade one stuff there.

[rocknrollfries]

Penguins don't nat have blood.

[dethsentence]

Have you ever cut a penguin?