Okay, so you guys have probably heard about our ball pit. 'Our' meaning 'me and Pickles' so don't think any of you can go in. We're running our security on the honor system. Bears eat dishonorable people who come in other people's ball pits ( Read more... )

Okay. Guys who are running things around here, whoever you are. If you want me and Pickles to stay we've gotta have a few adjustments.

NATHAN'S AND PICKLES' LIST OFF STUFF WE DEMAND

1. Hookers.
2. Paint the boat black and put spikes on it, because otherwise it isn't metal enough for us.
3. Room service (or a butler).
4. Tell all these regular jackoffs ( Read more... )

Hey, uh, guys? Stop leaving your shit around, okay? I’ll overlook the occasional severed finger or something but who the hell left an entire boat sitting in the middle of this hallway?

If you can’t clean up the boat don’t bring it in here, or put it in Toki’s room, he likes boats…or planes…same thing. He’ll like it.

Okay, that’s all the work I can ( Read more... )