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[detective_dean]

Dear subscribers

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[commanderamarao]

You could probably ask people what they do. You sound like an ambitious kid.

[detective_dean]

Thanks mister! ^_^

[detective_dean]

That seems to be the thing most wanna see...I just gotta find someone that would help me make 'em....cuz I'm not really too good of an artist. Well, not to professional comic book level anyway...

[cinnamonxbuns]

Don't do none of that "Entertainment News" crap.

[peter_white]

Oh, c'mon. Entertainment news is the only news anyone actually cares about.

[cloneofarc]

I don't know. Why don't you do some actual issues or current events or something?

[detective_dean]

Yeah, I suppose I could throw some of that in there...like, there's a hurricane coming somewhere or something, right? That could be interesting to write about...hmm...

[cloneofarc]

Well yeah. People don't read about that stuff enough. They need to be more aware.

And moral issues too. This is your chance to tell people what you think. Well, I mean, aside from your blog of course.

[detective_dean]

Hey ya know, you're right! Every issue of Venture Home News should contain an article about whats going on in the world today and what I think about it!

[g_quagmire]

Two words...Personal Ads.

[detective_dean]

....really? I mean, if you think other people will be interested as well...I'd love to have two people start a wonderful relationship and find their happily ever after all because of me!

[g_quagmire]

Right...relationships...that's totally what personal ads are for.

[detective_dean]

Well I mean, that's what people use them for, right? To find other people with the same interests as them, so they can meet and go on dates and hopefully find that special someone they've been searching for....? Am...am I wrong?