Death and poetry...it's poetic

[det_mwheeler]

I do not like being the face of the NYPD! At all! Why is it always me having to go on television? And don't say it's the freckles, I will hurt you.

This case is giving me migraines. Personally I'm not going for the connection. Maybe that's just me.

Comments

[robertgoren]

It's because Logan is... uh, well, he's Logan. And I conveniently volunteered not to do it. So it falls on you.

[det_mwheeler]

No. It's because you all hate me. And I hate all of you for leaving it to me.

Stupid Ross.

[robertgoren]

Okay, honestly, would you really want Logan representing the NYPD?

[det_mwheeler]

Yea true..but..of all people. Me? I mean, they could at least go with someone more like...well..Eames or Cassady. Or Benson or Rallita. Someone more..yknow..

[detalex_eames]

It's punishment. You clearly did something wrong. Whatever it was, you're being punished for it. Smile brightly next time you're on camera, we don't want the NYPD to get the reputation of being miserable.

[det_mwheeler]

See this face? This is me NOT being amused.

[detalex_eames]

That is PRECISELY the face you should avoid pulling when the camera is switched on. Demonstrated perfectly, thanks. *smirks*

[det_mwheeler]

I've got something better to pull on camera and it will be aimed at you.

[ada_peluso]

It's because you're cute and I guess they want to improve their image.

[det_mwheeler]

What? Trying to butter me up? Need babysitting help again?