Death and poetry...it's poetic

[det_mwheeler]

I do not like being the face of the NYPD! At all! Why is it always me having to go on television? And don't say it's the freckles, I will hurt you.

This case is giving me migraines. Personally I'm not going for the connection. Maybe that's just me.

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[robertgoren]

It's because Logan is... uh, well, he's Logan. And I conveniently volunteered not to do it. So it falls on you.

[det_mwheeler]

No. It's because you all hate me. And I hate all of you for leaving it to me.

Stupid Ross.

[robertgoren]

Okay, honestly, would you really want Logan representing the NYPD?

[det_mwheeler]

Yea true..but..of all people. Me? I mean, they could at least go with someone more like...well..Eames or Cassady. Or Benson or Rallita. Someone more..yknow..

[robertgoren]

You were in the right place at the right time. Or wrong depending on your perspective.

[det_mwheeler]

Yea, but seriously Goren. I trust you to give it to me straight...

it's the freckles isn't it?

[robertgoren]

Not the freckles.

[det_mwheeler]

Thank you.

For that, I owe you a beer.

[nypd_millie_viz]

I could think of less qualified people. Or, perhaps even better, people who have no business talking.

[robertgoren]

I hope you realize I know this already.

[nypd_millie_viz]

And yet there you are, yapping away.

[robertgoren]

First of all, I specifically chose to leave out everything I was really thinking. I chose to be diplomatic about a sensitive subject where I could have easily vented my frustrations with a very abrasive person. Second, I also specifically chose to leave out the part about how I would be an even worse choice than Logan would. It's difficult to represent the NYPD when the entire department hates you. Third, thank you for jumping into a perfectly civil conversation and inserting your two cents where you knew all it would do is stir up trouble.

[nypd_millie_viz]

Depends on your definition of diplomatic.

Second, leaving out your own failings while pointing out someone else's--very mature.

Third--actually, no I wasn't trying to "stir up trouble". I was simply responding to what I thought was an unfair statement about my husband.

[robertgoren]

Fine. I'm done.