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[destinedgenius]

*is in the showers after gym, washing off because being sweaty is gross*

PLOP!

What the hell?! A slug? That's just fucking fantastic.

...Wait, were they that big before?

*starts to peel it off of his shoulder but stops when it spits some sort of liquid out*

Ugh! Disgusting! Now they vomit all...o...ver...eep.

*stares down at the tile that is being

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[109jugs]

*walking past, hears a scream yell from inside the locker room*

.....

[grading_garbage]

*is running down the hall, late for the PTA meeting*

*hears scream and puts on the breaks*

A girly scream from the boys locker room? Hm...

H-hello? Neji-kun is that you?

[destinedgenius]

*quickly scrambles for a towel while trying to avoid disturbing the slug*

Yes, Iruka-sensei, it's me. Uh...couldyougivemeahandplease?

[grading_garbage]

U-uh... sure... what's the um, problem?

*slooooowly pokes head in door with much banging around*

[sexy_in_spandex]

*hears scream*

One of my youthful Precious People is in distress!

*barges into Neji's shower*

Neji-kun! My Youthful Rival! I will protect you with my life if necessary! *splashes his sodium-enriched energy drink all over the slugs and hopes they retreat*

[destinedgenius]

*slug falls off of his shoulder, leaving a trail of slime down his chest*

Argh!

*slug starts rolling around on the tiles, spitting acid*

DD8

*flees the shower*

[sexy_in_spandex]

*dunks the drink all over Neji, trying to kill whichever ones are on him, and flees the showers as well*

I know that Minato-san wishes to remove these creatures humanely, but...=/

[destinedgenius]

*is now covered energy drink, naked, slimy and still is soapy in some places, Neji is not happy right now*

Since when have the little fuckers been able to spit acid?!

[blood_red_sand]

*frowns, wandering in from where he was showering. Screaming isn't that concerning, but he's curious*

...what the hell is that?

[destinedgenius]

*is in a very bad mood, has soap and slug goo and energy drink drying in uncomfortable places, and is still wearing only a towel. clearly sarcasm is the mature way of handling this situation.*

My new puppy. Isn't he adorable?

[blood_red_sand]

*glares back at him, holding his towel in front of him*

Very funny. Now tell me what the hell that is or I'll put it back wherever it was making you scream.

[destinedgenius]

*glaaaaaaaaaaare*

It's a slug, dumbass. What does it look like?