[was waiting for Hinata to fulfill their two-hour date-thing. unfortunately, he has...no clothes.]

*in a towel but stuttering a bit because IT'S COLD*

P-perhaps I should d-do some push-ups t-to warm myself u-up...

...

*towel falls down*

=|

[Lee has a tool kit, a bag of salt, and several cans of paint thinner, and is now going around the school trying to get the glue off of things and the drawers un-nailed, taps re-diverted, slugs chased away...unfortunately, he's not aware how flammable paint thinner happens to be...]

GREETINGS, MY NOBLE AND GENEROUS COMRADES!

I have just returned from TAIJUTSU TRAINING CAMP :D !!!

It may have been one of the most amazing experiences of my LIFE!

*jumps around a little*

I am not sure what to do with all this extra stamina I have built up! Perhaps you will see a far more ENERGETIC and YOUTHFUL Rock Lee in the future!!

[Since there's nothing better to do, Lee is doing hand-clappy pushups on his fingers. In 85-degree temperatures. There's a little puddle of sweat pooling around him.]

thirty-thousand five-hundred forty-one *clapthudpantsqueak* thirty-thousand five-hundred forty-two *clapthudpantsqueak* thirty-thousand five-hundred forty-three *clapthudpantsqueak*..

GAI-SENSEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gai-sensei, where are you????

[Naruto's not home right now. Lee has a spare key now. Prepare to be swept off your feet by the youthful sparkle of this domicile after Lee is done with it.]

*is vacuuming so fast he could probably get a speeding ticket for it. His other hand is dusting the coffee table*

Ah, spring. The most youthful season, filled with sweet aromas, life-giving rain, and...YOUNG LOVE!

You know what I am referring to, Deidara and Hana ;D

Love seems to be everywhere these days~ *not so subtle poke in the general direction of Naruto and Sai*

Ah, the springtime of youth is so joyful ;_______________________________________; We all ( ( Read more... )

*is lugging about twenty boxes towards his apartment carefully - they're all in his arms, and every once in a while one of them slips. Miraculously, nothing's fallen yet, although considering how heavy this stuff is, Lee could really use help. Don't tell him that though*

-sings (badly)-
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Dear Jiraiya-sensei,

Words cannot express the sorrow I feel now at the fact that I lost my wits on St. Patrick's Day and killed our beloved and youthful mascot Fukasaku! I am almost more mortified at what I have been reported to have done to you - that is, disrespected a valued authority figure. I am so very sorry that I slapped you. To make up my ( Read more... )

in honor off dish holijay, i am wearing green! green, i shell you. and if you bishes do not wear green, you will fash the r-rash--wra--anger of konnyha's shecksy green beasht, rock *hic* lee!

look out, fuckersh >D

i have deshided to shpar in honor off dis day. wash and learn from a mashter of taijushu! yosh....*giggles*

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