[crackplot!]

[1926bentley]

Ahoy, me mateys. It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, 'least in me typist's timezone. Today, ye load of bilge-sucking landlubbers'll have to speak in the most outrageous impression of a pirate that ye can. Savvy?

And if'n ye refuse -- ye'll have to walk the plank. Or be crackplotted into it.

Arrrr.

Typist: What he said. :) If your

Comments

[notwocouches]

*dryly* Arrr. Avast.

[wonderfulboy]

*scowls* Pirates are stupid!

[cannon_fanatic]

Rubbish. It's my wife's birthday, which is more important.

[sweariwontdie]

And you don't think she'd find it funny?

[aldhhdsh]

Ar, that be absolutely ridiculous. Pirates be a foul and despicable breed hatw should be removed from the galaxy, savvy? *-- the typist is going to die*

[honorable_man]

'Tis lucky, then, that we've saucy wenches such as yerself t' rid the seas o' that foul breed, aye? *-- so is this one*

[aldhhdsh]

Yer lucky I won't be makin' ye walk the plank anytime soon, ye scurvy dog.

[sweariwontdie]

*giggles, unfortunately very un-piratey* *on his own, thank you* Ahoy there, this be more fun than a barrel o'monkeys.