Some of us take advantage of crackplots.

[rockabye_hamlet]

Someone passing through the mansion might find a strikingly beautiful--and voluptuous--woman leaning against one of the doorways, glancing from beneath her eyelashes in a decidedly seductive fashion

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[dancing_warlord]

*and here's a Rainier passing by -- he'll stop and give the lady a nod and a smile* New here?

[rockabye_hamlet]

Afraid so. Can you give me a hand figuring things out?

[dancing_warlord]

Sure, if you want. D'you need a place to stay?

[rockabye_hamlet]

I could use one. *--and if her eyebrows go up with that line, well--*

[theblondgypsy]

*is going about his merry way, when he stops and, for lack of a better word stares* Hello! I don't believe I've seen you here before.

[rockabye_hamlet]

*gives him an entirely too sulty smile* I haven't see you, either.

[theblondgypsy]

*A little more forward than he's used to, but alright!* Are you new here?

[rockabye_hamlet]

New enough. What's your name?

[winestains]

...I don't even want to know.

[rockabye_hamlet]

Excuse me?

[winestains]

I have my hands full of redheads, thanks. *--it's teasing, but only barely. he's had this conversation too many times, so of course he knows who he's talking to*

[rockabye_hamlet]

*to which she laughs, and assumes a less--suggestive pose* Yeah, I know. Is everything going okay?

[myladys_service]

*this? This is a rather shy armsman passing by on his way to practise martial arts. Have fun, Forti. :D*

[rockabye_hamlet]

*casts him an exceedingly sweet look and sidles up* Hello there, gorgeous.

[myladys_service]

*blinks and bows -- and so isn't blushing, really!* ....Good morning, miss.

[rockabye_hamlet]

How are you this morning?

[thelurexavenger]

*oh look a pretty girl!*

*bats her eyelashes* Well hello there, darling!

Typist: Because throwing a transvestite at a genderswitched Fortinbras amuses me -- for some odd reason. XD Iunno

[rockabye_hamlet]

Hello yourself. *looks her up and down approvingly*