Well!

[queen_oracle]

Luther and I have been talking--really, I've been doing most of the talking, because he's Luther--but we've been thinking.

Does anybody here know any good jokes? I expect at least one from anybody who gives me an answer.

And will anyone lend me a pistol for a bit?

Comments

[rockabye_hamlet]

So Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini, and the bartender says "Oliver or twist?"

And what do you need a pistol for, pray tell?

[queen_oracle]

Jokes that have to be explained to me don't count. Try again.

*laughs* My own silly business, of course.

[illgotten]

Dare I ask what the connection is?

[queen_oracle]

Do you really want to know?

[illgotten]

That's what I was wondering.

[queen_oracle]

You could make me laugh while you're waiting to figure it out.

[old_kasperl]

A man walks into a bar -- and says 'ouch'.

...I never said my jokes were the best. *grins*

[nursegavin]

And for an equally bad variation on the same joke . . . "Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks."

[queen_oracle]

*snorts, with a wicked laughing look in the eyes* They're dreadful, in fact.

[old_kasperl]

Why, thank you. People tend to like the dreadful ones, I've found. *winks*

[silent_unc]

Knock.

[poetickatharine]

Who's there?

[silent_unc]

Who.

[poetickatharine]

Who, who?

[hedda_t_gabler]

I have a pistol I can lend you, as long as you're careful with it and give it back to me quickly.

[queen_oracle]

'Course I will. Thanks.

[hedda_t_gabler]

You're welcome. *hands her a quite well made pistol*

[queen_oracle]

*tucks it into her pocket, slipping her hands into both pockets afterwards, and grins cheekily* Appreciate it.