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[omgsatanpwns]

*enter, doing his best to cover that he's still getting used to a human body, one (1) demon, dark-haired (aren't they all) and crisply dressed in a pinstripe suit plus a black tie, carrying a slick black briefcase*

*looks around briefly and arches an eyebrow* ...I am Nelchael, of Hell.

My Lord? I am here.

Typist: Are you happy now, 'Rika? -- so

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[balthazar_this]

... it's you.

*sighs* For what it's worth, welcome.

[omgsatanpwns]

*gives him a look of pure Demonic Disdain and Alliteration Apparently* And it's you.

Why are you bothering to speak with me?

[balthazar_this]

Because I can.

[omgsatanpwns]

Not a very good reason, is it, angel?

[angelicguard]

* -- oh, look. demons. happymaking. really. can you feel the happy?*

*just nods, tersely*

[omgsatanpwns]

*-- oh, great, an angel. don't they have cooties or something?*

*and another disdainful, dismissive, demonic, alliterative look* Angel.

[angelicguard]

*that must be the real reason for Lu's ban. can't have an angelcootie epidemic in Hell.*

*levelly* Demon.

[omgsatanpwns]

*yes. exactly. how did you know?!*

The archangel Gabriel, aren't you?

[loverofmoney]

Hm. Welcome.

[omgsatanpwns]

*polite, slightly absent nod* Mammon.

[rockabye_hamlet]

Oh, man, Hell has pinstripes now? *raises his eyebrows*

[omgsatanpwns]

*again with the eyebrowarch* Not all of it. Why?

[rockabye_hamlet]

*can arch his eyebrows just as much as you can, dude* Because that's pretty square for evil incarnate.

[omgsatanpwns]

*ha -- has had millenia to perfect his eyebrow-arching techniques* Square. What exactly do you mean by "square"?

[nastyasty]

Nelchael. *faint smirk* Has the overwhelming and uncontainable workload chased even you out of Hell and onto earth?

[omgsatanpwns]

*hesitant nod* Astaroth. *frowns slightly at him* I follow my Lord.

[nastyasty]

I know you do. *smiles, almost genuinely (and if you don't look very very closely, you will think it /is/ genuine)*