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Jan 15, 2006 16:56

*enter, doing his best to cover that he's still getting used to a human body, one (1) demon, dark-haired (aren't they all) and crisply dressed in a pinstripe suit plus a black tie, carrying a slick black briefcase*

*looks around briefly and arches an eyebrow* ...I am Nelchael, of Hell.

My Lord? I am here.

Typist: Are you happy now, 'Rika? -- so ( Read more... )

gabriel, balthazar, astaroth, old fortinbras, keller, lucifer, nemesis, mammon, nelchael, armand, john constantine, introduction

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old_kasperl January 16 2006, 05:36:34 UTC

Another one? This is getting slightly boring.

omgsatanpwns January 16 2006, 05:39:57 UTC

*this is something of a Look* Forgive me. As I say, I follow my Lord Lucifer.

old_kasperl January 16 2006, 05:41:55 UTC

And do you expect me to cower? *smirks*

omgsatanpwns January 16 2006, 05:44:46 UTC

*mildly* If you would like to. It is customary.

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_hellblazer_ January 16 2006, 06:04:18 UTC

More demons. Joy. Rapture.

omgsatanpwns January 16 2006, 06:09:07 UTC

*looks at him perfectly blankly* John Constantine. You are not happy to see me?

_hellblazer_ January 16 2006, 06:14:56 UTC

Am I ever happy to see a demon? Well, there was that exception, but that's changed now hasn't it?

omgsatanpwns January 16 2006, 06:23:28 UTC

*faint, derisive sneer* It has.

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avenginggoddess January 16 2006, 06:42:32 UTC

*Has gone completely hippie on us while the typist has been throwing her hissy fit, and is now dressed in a Sari. You know, from India*
*HANDS THE DEMON A FLOWER*

Have you ever considered exchanging those clothes for more naturally made garments?

Typist: Yeah, I don't know, either.

omgsatanpwns January 16 2006, 06:47:23 UTC

*takes it, automatically, and looks at it blankly for a moment before dropping it and crushing it under his heel*

No. I have not.

Typist: I. Love. Nem.

avenginggoddess January 16 2006, 06:51:48 UTC

You make flowers cry. *Dramatic sigh and fake cries, along with those flowers*

Typist: That's one of us?

omgsatanpwns January 16 2006, 06:57:57 UTC

Then I have fulfilled my function.

Typist: Well, some of us are biased, so that makes two of us at least. ♥

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reign_inhell January 17 2006, 00:00:20 UTC

*slightly strained smile -- though if you look close enough (really, really close) he's pleased to see him*

There you are, Nelkers. What took you so long?

omgsatanpwns January 17 2006, 00:42:11 UTC

*and this is an instant shift in how he holds himself -- from the typical demonic arrogance to complete deference*

My Lord. I was -- detained. I apologize.

reign_inhell January 17 2006, 18:30:19 UTC

*slight nod* You certainly came in time. There's a lot of work to be done.

sweariwontdie January 17 2006, 05:35:17 UTC

*stamps his foot*

I am tired of demons! Go home, foul fiend!

omgsatanpwns January 17 2006, 05:39:31 UTC

*completely unruffled; gives him a vaguely amused look*

No.

sweariwontdie January 17 2006, 05:41:43 UTC

Oh why not?

omgsatanpwns January 17 2006, 05:44:40 UTC

As I have said: I follow my Lord.

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