Precioussssss!

[wewantsprecious]

We’sss here, preciousss!

Smeagol isss here.

And Gollum is here, too. Gollum. Gollum.

No! Bad Gollum! Nasty Gollum! Go away and leave us alone!

Never, preciousss.Don’t listen to him! Smeagol is nice! Smeagol likes yousss. Smeagol’s master is not here, is he? We likesss Master. Nice Master. But that fat hobbit is here. Stupid fat hobbit. He doesn

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[_blueeyedsailor]

Er... Hello. *backs away uncertainly* My typist seems pleased by your presence, but she always was an odd young lady...

[spitfireblonde]

O__O

[_greenified_]

Oh dear. My typist has completely flipped. She seems to be... er... pleased to see you here.

My name is Elphaba Thropp. Welcome to our fine community. Both of you.

[faithful_alanna]

'Allo.

[bookwolf]

Both: *dead from shock*