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[lewd_spirit]

*looks very, very sheepish, and for once, is having problems figuring out what to say*

I ... I have a confession to make. Er. It seems like everyone's falling in love these days, including me, and ... well, yes. You didn't think it possible of me, did you? But the truth's out. I'm in love with Aziraphale.

Typist: *looks innocent* What?

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[reign_inhell]

*cannot say anything without sounding hypocritical, so just ellipses at him*

[lewd_spirit]

*bows his head* I'm sorry, my Lord, if I have disappointed you.

[reign_inhell]

... *reluctantly sighs* You have not, Belial. And there goes yet another good demon.

[lewd_spirit]

I am glad, my Lord.

[1926bentley]

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You what?!

[lewd_spirit]

... You heard me.

[1926bentley]

*blinks* But what-- ... How-- ... What the hell?

[lewd_spirit]

I love him. Do I need to explain more? Or is your jealousy getting the better of you? *smirks*

[jehan_prouvaire]

Ohhhh, how utterly sweet! Oh, that is... ohhh... *meeelts* Love isn't wrong! It's nothing to be ashamed of -- well.. I suppose I'd be a bit embarrassed to say it if it weren't quite the norm for -- you...your...sort... er. Er! It's so sweet. *smiles smiles smiles and doesn't know what's going on but it's okay because it's so romantic*

[lewd_spirit]

Thank you. *smiles*

[jehan_prouvaire]

*smiles!* *even if he created porn omg typist can't stop laughing*

[lewd_spirit]

*and sodomy, too. :D*

[tartanineffable]

*in a rather strangled sort of voice* Y--

Y--

Wh--

H--

I--

Wh--

..............................................Excuse me?!

[lewd_spirit]

*earnestly* I do. We were quite close when we were Heaven, if you remember. And I still remember that time fondly.

[tartanineffable]

*can't be said to be quite as red as a beet, because they've always struck his typist as being rather more purple than anything else, truthfully, but is definitely as red as something of quite a crimson persuasion*

Oh-- oh... Well... It's just that - oh, it's - er. Quite unexpected, isn't it? Er. I never knew you... er...

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...felt this way. Er. About me, as it - er - were. *a beat* *delicately* How long...?

[lewd_spirit]

I've had to hide it, didn't I? I mean, it's bad form for the demon of Lust to go about telling angels that they love them. But I couldn't take it anymore, really.

How long? *looks like he's about to make a dirty joke, but doesn't* *smiles softly instead* Ever since I knew you.

[tyriangalley]

Ty -- *is a typist*

...*flails*

[lewd_spirit]

*winks*