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[plasticpal]

Yes, yes, I'm still here, thank you all for noticing.

Anyway, seeing as I've got no applicable use to anybody around here, I've spent most of my time sitting about in a corner with my vastly capable logistical capacities gathering metaphorical dust. Being what I am, as much as that's worth, I rather have to do some kind of data processing in

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[mostgiftedwitch]

*picks up the gun and examines it* How long does this work, you say? And... is it safe?

[plasticpal]

I don't know, maybe three or four minutes at most times, although I don't doubt it could be modified.

As for safe, that entirely depends on whose point of view is being forced onto whom.

Typist: *pokes* *waves* *is Rainee* =D

[mostgiftedwitch]

Typist: *pokes back* I know! *GRINS*

This appears to be a useful tool. I shall keep it in mind for the next time Ron doesn't understand me... again

[cannon_fanatic]

Say what now?

[balthazar_this]

Hmm. I could use this.

[plasticpal]

I'm certainly in no position to stop you. I'm surprised anyone noticed my existence long enough to take any notice of it.

[balthazar_this]

*to himself* Now, if I just get him /here/...

[willwork4souls]

What is that?

[admiral_grumpy]

I think the best thing to do with this is to hand it over to Mr. Prouvaire as soon as possible.

However, I'm not touching it.

Typist: At least it's not the Lazy Gun from Iain M. Banks's Against a Dark Background. Actually, someone should bring in Lady Sharrow and the Lazy Gun, because that would just be entirely too amusing.

[finweson]

How intriguing...
How does it work?

[plasticpal]

Don't ask me, nobody ever tells me anything.

[finweson]

Oh. I had hoped that with your phenomenal amount of brain mass you might have figured it out by yourself. Not? Alas...

[plasticpal]

The gun was designed by the second greatest computer ever created. I'm a robot.

Besides, I had no reason to believe that anybody would bother asking it. I can come up with the answer, with a little time; but I'm afraid I can't figure out what you'll want me to calculate before you ask me for it.

typist typist typist woo woo woo~~oo

[hamst3rhamham]

have you tried using Mozilla's IRC chat plugin to get in the chat, or try it through Trillian? or did your campus block ALL forms of IRC?

yay typistyness!

[dixie_chicken]

I have a Mac, so I can't do Trillian. I have one third-party IM program but it doesn't do IRC. :/ I emailed the IT helpdesk on campus last night, saying I was having trouble with it and asking if I needed to change some settings, and pretending I didn't know they had it blocked. I really have no idea.

typists are a hot cup of coffee on a cold day

[hamst3rhamham]

hmmmm, that sucks D: I guess you could still try mozilla, that MIGHT work. I hope you get it sorted out <3!

Another typist, yes

[salophile]

Have you tried using IRCle? I'm on a Mac and it works okay for me.