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[humprdnckhunter]

Greetings, all and sundry. I am Prince Humperdinck, the greatest hunter EVAR. a very renowned hunter. Also the Prince of Florin. My wife, Buttercup, has been kidnapped by pirates; and I have tracked them here. There will be a reckoning soon enough. In the meantime, I greet all of you most civilly. *bows

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[scarlet_will]

*eyebrows raised* A prince, you say? *bows lowly, eyeing Humperdinck surreptitiously and not at all scouting out anything valuable, honest* It is a grand pleasure, sir.

[humprdnckhunter]

*would probably fight him if he tried anything* A prince, yes. *nods* ...*ew. peasant.*

[sixfingeredfist]

Ah, hello, my lord. I do hope you manage to find... tasks for me.

[humprdnckhunter]

*eyebrows* With the Dread Pirate Roberts here, Count Rugen, I'm sure you will.

[sixfingeredfist]

I look forward to it, sire.

[silent_lark]

A prince! *curtsies deeply, then* Quite a pleasure, monsieur! I am so terribly sorry for you and for your wife, but how very brave of you to go after her! *smiles* I am certain it shall turn out well. I do hope it does, and I hope you enjoy yourself here!

[humprdnckhunter]

*kisses hand gracefully* I thank you kindly for your good wishes, madam. It is truly a pleasure to meet you.

[silent_lark]

*blushes* And to meet you as well, monsieur.

[princess__b]

*STARES* You! Please go away.

You know perfectly well that I was not kidnapped. I have no desire to speak with you ever again.

[humprdnckhunter]

My dear Buttercup, you were kidnapped. By a fearsome pirate, nonetheless. *deadpan* Fear not, I shall save you.

[princess__b]

I do not want to be saved. Now leave us alone. I was not kidnapped.

[humprdnckhunter]

Never, my darling.

[ms_labyrinth]

Hello, Humperdinck. *slight curtsy, mutters something vaguely anti-princes* I'm Ariadne.