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[humprdnckhunter]

Greetings, all and sundry. I am Prince Humperdinck, the greatest hunter EVAR. a very renowned hunter. Also the Prince of Florin. My wife, Buttercup, has been kidnapped by pirates; and I have tracked them here. There will be a reckoning soon enough. In the meantime, I greet all of you most civilly. *bows*

[/sock] He forgot to mention he's from The Princess Bride, by S. Morgenstern William Goldman. [sock]