If you are reading this message, it is because the pizza boy successfully delivered a large anchovy and mushroom to the house of my typist, "Jack of None". This anchovy and mushroom pizza had baked inside of it the contents of this post and express instructions that it be posted here on the community known to some as DesperateFans. I sincerely hope
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*is not really here. So there.*
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...You know us, Mr. Snicket?
Typist: You win beyond ALL belief. So much. You have killed me with your awesomeness. *dead so badly*
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It is my sworn duty to record your story in detail, exactly as it happens. It breaks my heart that I cannot tell you any more than I already have, but I will offer any help I can. It also breaks my heart to tell you that this will not be much, seeing as I am currently sitting behind locked doors under thirty feet of dirt and cannot come out.
I would ask you not to tell anyone we had this conversation. Confidentiality is of the utmost importance, a phrase which I am certain you understand.
Typist: Eeee, thank you!
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You will forgive me if I do not shake your hand. After the incident with the poison dart frogs in Cairo I have stopped shaking hands with people who cannot provide two forms of photographic ID. Please do not be offended.
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That's quite alright, I'll tip my hat, then, and bid you a fine day. The name's Keller, incidentally.
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