Bored

[bibis_flower]

Are there any boys here?

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[antique_adonis]

What a preposterous question! Huff. "Are there any boys here" indeed! Excuse me, but you are looking at one this very moment, my dear la --

....Wait. I am a man. A man, I say. No, there are no boys here. Carry on.

[bibis_flower]

If you're not going to be serious, why did you answer?

Are you English?

[antique_adonis]

What are you saying! I am serious. I demand that you stop being condescending.

I am English. I am an English man. An Englishman.

[bibis_flower]

Well, you're not a boy. I need a boy. You're too old! *wrinkles her nose at him*

And English. My Bibi says the English are all royalist scum.

[least_rotten]

Well, I've already met several, and I'm a boy!

[bibis_flower]

*smiles* How old are you?

[least_rotten]

I'm... ten, Fleurette. ...why?

[bibis_flower]

Well, I am looking for boys old enough to kiss talk to.

[citizenweasel]

*waves vaguely sarcastically and boredly*

[bibis_flower]

*smiles at him* Hello. How old are you?

[citizenweasel]

...why?

[bibis_flower]

I want to know if you're old enough.... to be out alone with a lovely young lady like me.

[wonderfulboy]

I'm a boy! And I always will be, too! *beams*

[bibis_flower]

How old are you?

[wonderfulboy]

Don't know. I ran away the day I was born!

[bibis_flower]

That long ago? *skeptically*

[botticelliangel]

I look like a boy.

[bibis_flower]

*looks closely at him* That you do... monsieur. If you're not a boy, what are you? Your skin is soooo white. Is that powder like the ladies wear?

[botticelliangel]

*smiles* Do you believe in vampires?

[bibis_flower]

Do I believe in them? I suppose so. Though I'm sure Bibi would say they were a silly superstition.