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Aug 18, 2005 23:02

Are there any boys here?

ambarussa, alice, dorian gray, peter pan, amadeo, rosa bud, psmith, armand, adrian singleton, weasel, elured and elurin, charlie bucket, fleurette, alfred, keller, courfeyrac

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antique_adonis August 19 2005, 04:08:40 UTC

What a preposterous question! Huff. "Are there any boys here" indeed! Excuse me, but you are looking at one this very moment, my dear la --

....Wait. I am a man. A man, I say. No, there are no boys here. Carry on.

bibis_flower August 19 2005, 04:13:52 UTC

If you're not going to be serious, why did you answer?

Are you English?

antique_adonis August 19 2005, 04:20:01 UTC

What are you saying! I am serious. I demand that you stop being condescending.

I am English. I am an English man. An Englishman.

bibis_flower August 19 2005, 04:24:30 UTC

Well, you're not a boy. I need a boy. You're too old! *wrinkles her nose at him*

And English. My Bibi says the English are all royalist scum.

onlyachild August 19 2005, 04:29:59 UTC

*looks a little sad* We are?

bibis_flower August 19 2005, 04:33:15 UTC

*blinks at Alice* Oh. Where'd you come from?

onlyachild August 19 2005, 04:39:28 UTC

*looks up at her* Just wandering through.

bibis_flower August 19 2005, 05:05:53 UTC

Oh. *smiles*

onlyachild August 19 2005, 05:33:17 UTC

*pauses* Am I royalist scum?

bibis_flower August 19 2005, 05:49:55 UTC

I think you're too young. Emigrate now.

onlyachild August 19 2005, 05:57:43 UTC

Oh! *smiles a bit* Well, my brothers and my uncles are all French, so... so perhaps I can be French one day, too.

bibis_flower August 19 2005, 06:50:20 UTC

Oh yes, that's the way. *nods*

antique_adonis August 19 2005, 04:32:39 UTC

..Ol -- ol -- ol -- ...old...? *.........*

....

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Yes, well, the French eat snails! And... And don't bathe regularly! I WIN.

bibis_flower August 19 2005, 04:38:14 UTC

*superior voice* How old are you, monsieur?

*puzzled* What has that got to do with it?

antique_adonis August 19 2005, 04:46:15 UTC

...That is none of your concern! What an offensive, nosy question! HUFF.

...You may call the English scum, but the French are... are snail-eating, smelly PONCES.

And ALCOHOLICS. And HYPOCHONDRIACS. And SAINT-JUST WANNABES. And NE'ER-DO-WELLS. And OPIUM-ADDICTS. And FLIRTATIOUS SLEAZES. And POLAND-FANS. And VIOLENCE-LOVERS. And DOLTS. And AGNOSTICS.

And they're ALL REVOLUTIONARIES. DOWN WITH ANARCHISM.

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