HELP HOLY HELL HELP!!

[cannon_fanatic]

*runs in on the verge of tears*

SHIT HELP! MAJOR TRAUMA OVER HERE! HELP HELP HELP! Hermione's really hurt, really hurt! Please, for the love of Merlin, SOMEBODY HELP US!

EDIT: FUCK DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HELP MEANS!? *cries hysterically* DEAD! They're DEAD!

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[valleybroad]

Oh, dear, oh dear. Where is she? What happened?

[cannon_fanatic]

Some shitfacedcockmaster kicked her and she's in trouble and ... *freaks out*

[capital_r]

...*FLAILS*

[three_headed]

Hmm, well, she is a witch, and therefore under my watch as a goddess. I might be able to help. A non-magical stomach wound?

[it_took_five]

Ron?

Oh no...

[_mumweasley]

What?

*looks*